shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-Neko Birudaa scribbles some notes on a clipboard for future reference-

 

Ah the Circle of Light. I am not sure how well known the organization is outside of Cybertron.

 

I've never heard of it. Why did you leave?

 

write down that a handsome stranger suggested it

 

*He is both horrified and intrigued. Being a cat of tact and manners, he bats at Neko Birudaa.*

 

-Tanku Neko intercepts the blow. It hisses at The Rum Tum Tugger.-

 

*He bats at this one too and appears to be enjoying himself very much.*

Curious assortment of felines we've got here, curious indeed.

 

-carefully staying behind Tanku Neko and out of swatting range, Neko Tokage breathes a fireball at TRTT -

 

*His ruff is now smouldering.*

 

WHERE IS MY BROTHER SANS TELL ME OR I WILL GIVE U A BAD TIME

 

-Neko Tokage grins smugly, smoke billowing from his mouth.-

 

*Scowls and pats it out.*

I believe we're finished here.

 

Lissa raises her head from Ford's lap, blinking. "I was asleep. Why are you yelling?"

 

MY BROTHER SANS IS MISSING AND NO ONE WILL TELL ME WHERE HE IS AND I WILL KILL U ALL IT YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE HE IS NOW

 

check the other hole

 

WHAT OTHER HOLE WHERE IS MY BROTHER SANS

 

"Maybe we don't know where he is." Lissa rubs her eyes. "I've never met you before. You're a skeleton. You're the only talking skeleton I've ever seen that wasn't animated by a necromancer, so it's safe for you to assume I have not seen your brother. Trying to kill me won't help you find him. Also, I was trained as an assassin starting when I was like three, so you're a lot more likely to get killed than to kill me."

 

I MATERALIZE A GASTER BLASTER AND BLAST U AND TURN UR SOUL BLUE AND SEND OUT BLUE BONES WHERE IS MY BROTHER SANS

 

They were very insular. Discouraged proactive behavior and leaving their hiding places much. I... spent too much time unable to move in my early years I could not suffer it for long.

 

Lissa starts laughing. "Seriously dude, I hope you find your brother but just saying things you'd like to do to me when I don't even know who you and your brother are is one of the most pointless and ridiculous things I have ever seen anyone do."