shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I AM INSULTED BUT I APPRECIATE YOUR HONESTY I MAKE YOU SPAGHETTI AND THEN USE JOGGING TO MAKE YOU LIKE YOURSELF MORE AND THEN YOU DIE WHERE IS MY BROTHER SANS

 

explain how exercise could Possibly make me like myself more

 

U NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT HOW GREAT U ARE WHILE U DO IT WHERE IS MY BROTHER SANS

 

god no then im just twice as out of breath

 

BUT WHERE IS MY BROTHER SANS

 

hes in bofa

 

I MAKE YOU SPAGHETTI AND INVITE YOU TO UNDYNE'S HOUSE AND INDIRECTLY CAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD WHERE IS BOFA

 

.................you arent supposed to ask WHERE bofa is

(oh god am i expected to like. gesture................)

(this isnt going as planned)

 

-laughing-

 

BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHERE MY BROTHER SANS IS TELL ME WHERE BOFA IS OR BIRDS WILL SING FLOWERS WILL BLOOM AND IT WILL BE A GOOD DAY FOR KIDS LIKE U TO BURN IN HELL

 

STOP LAUGHING I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO NOW

 

-laughs more-

 

*the giggling resumes*

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

"Do you mean like the Bank of America?"

 

MY BROTHER SANS IS AT THE BANK OF AMERICA WHERE IS THE BANK OF AMERICA TELL ME OR U WILL GET DUNKED ON

 

"I don't know, dude. There are a lot of different branches. Even in Gravity Falls, which I'm pretty sure is not where your brother is--although it's the only place I can think of where people might not think a talking skeleton's weird--we've got three different ones. There's the one across the street from the library, there's the one where the teller always asks for ID even though there's nobody else in town who's a sapient cat, and there's the weird one across from the haunted Stop n'Shop."

 

"I think their HQ is in South Carolina?" Ford lifts his head from the couch, still drowsy. "Please stop threatening Lissa, or I will have to actually do something about it rather than simply describing the things I might like to do."

 

WHERE IS SOUTH CAROLINA WHERE EVEN IS CAROLINA