shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by SHITPOSTING ALPHYS, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. Fidelis

    Fidelis ☞︎□︎❒︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎

    -Fidelis lets out a delighted cry and leaps into her arms, transforming as he does into a broadsword that's almost 3/4 of Armory's full height-
    ✌︎❒︎❍︎□︎❒︎⍓︎✏︎✏︎✏︎ ✌︎❒︎❍︎□︎❒︎⍓︎ ✋︎ ❍︎♓︎⬧︎⬧︎♏︎♎︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⬥︎♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎ ♎︎♓︎♎︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♑︎□︎✍︎✍︎✍︎ ︎♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎ ♎︎♓︎♎︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♑︎□︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ⬥︎♒︎⍓︎ ♎︎♓︎♎︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ●︎♏︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ❍︎♏︎ ✋︎ ♎︎□︎■︎︎⧫︎ ●︎♓︎&︎♏︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♒︎♏︎■︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ●︎♏︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ❍︎♏︎✏︎✏︎

    Armory!!! Armory I missed you where did you go??? Where did you go and why did you leave me I don't like it when you leave me!!
     
  2. Vector Prime

    Vector Prime Primax 1005.24 Gamma

    ...Oh dear. This could be interesting.
     
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  3. Lissa Beijada-Pines

    Lissa Beijada-Pines [WT/Reverse/18+] love me and despair no more

    "...well that was a thing that just happened."
     
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  4. totally not FL

    totally not FL lets do the trauma warp agaaaaaain

    NO


    BOFA DEEZ NUTS
     
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  5. WRENCH

    WRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND |18+

    FINALLY. YOU FINALLY SAID IT. I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW.
    ;_;
    [Has he literally been biting his tongue this entire time? Maybe.]
     
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  6. totally not FL

    totally not FL lets do the trauma warp agaaaaaain

    I COULDNT SAY IT THE SKELETON RUINED THE PUNCHLINE
     
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  7. Armory of Alyon

    Armory of Alyon Knight of Cybertron | 18+

    I didn't mean to leave you I'm sorry, dear, I just appeared here when I fell asleep? I am so sorry!!!
    [She retracts her battle mask to kiss the swordhilt.]
    ... Huh?
     
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  8. Fidelis

    Fidelis ☞︎□︎❒︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎

    -the sword makes happy chirring noises that are abruptly cut off. It should not be possible for a sword without eyes to glare at someone but there's a definite feeling that Fidelis is glaring at @Vector Prime-
     
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  9. WRENCH

    WRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND |18+

    I'VE BEEN DYING BY INCHES OVER HERE, MAN.
    ;_;
     
  10. totally not FL

    totally not FL lets do the trauma warp agaaaaaain

    fuckin humorgasm denial over here

    shit WASNT MY FAULT tho
     
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  11. Vector Prime

    Vector Prime Primax 1005.24 Gamma

    ...er. I. Am passingly familiar with your friend, there. In that father dearest has some odd ideas about how we should handle grief.

    Look, you might've been able to argue with part of him, but the rest of us don't quite have as much staying power.
     
  12. WRENCH

    WRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND |18+

    I was SO TEMPTED to just yell it myself but I didn't wanna steal your fucking thunder.
    >_<
     
  13. Fidelis

    Fidelis ☞︎□︎❒︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎

    ✡︎⚐︎︎ ︎︎︎︎ ✌︎☠︎︎ ✋︎ ☞︎⚐︎︎☠︎︎ ︎✌︎︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ ✌︎☝︎✌︎✋︎☠︎ ✌︎☠︎✡︎︎✌︎✡︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎

    YOU SUCK AND I FOUND MASTER AGAIN ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!
     
  14. totally not FL

    totally not FL lets do the trauma warp agaaaaaain

    HE SAID WHERE IS BOFA

    HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND
     
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  15. WRENCH

    WRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND |18+

    I DON'T KNOW!!!
     
  16. WRENCH

    WRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND |18+

    Wait, no. I do know.
    >_>

    BOFA, Deez Nuts, in the shining country of Updog.
     
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  17. totally not FL

    totally not FL lets do the trauma warp agaaaaaain

    oh so NOW you help a guy out

    WHERE WAS THIS CREATIVITY WHEN I WAS FLOUNDERING HUH
     
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  18. Vector Prime

    Vector Prime Primax 1005.24 Gamma

    'Master'...? Really? You're sure?

    @Armory of Alyon are you aware of any of your previous iterations?
     
  19. Fidelis

    Fidelis ☞︎□︎❒︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎

    ︎◆︎❒︎♏︎ ♋︎⬧︎ ⬧︎◆︎❒︎♏︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ♋︎⬧︎ ⬧︎◆︎❒︎♏︎ ♋︎⬧︎ ■︎□︎■︎♏︎ □︎♐︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♑︎♏︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⧫︎□︎◆︎♍︎♒︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♒︎♓︎●︎⧫︎✏︎

    Sure as sure and as sure as none of you get to touch my hilt!
     
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  20. Vector Prime

    Vector Prime Primax 1005.24 Gamma

    I don't suppose you'd care to explain how you know? We thought their sparks returned to Primus himself, not the Well...
     
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