shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-Fidelis lets out a delighted cry and leaps into her arms, transforming as he does into a broadsword that's almost 3/4 of Armory's full height-
✌︎❒︎❍︎□︎❒︎⍓︎✏︎✏︎✏︎ ✌︎❒︎❍︎□︎❒︎⍓︎ ✋︎ ❍︎♓︎⬧︎⬧︎♏︎♎︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⬥︎♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎ ♎︎♓︎♎︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♑︎□︎✍︎✍︎✍︎ ︎♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎ ♎︎♓︎♎︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♑︎□︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ⬥︎♒︎⍓︎ ♎︎♓︎♎︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ●︎♏︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ❍︎♏︎ ✋︎ ♎︎□︎■︎︎⧫︎ ●︎♓︎&︎♏︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♒︎♏︎■︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ●︎♏︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ❍︎♏︎✏︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

Armory!!! Armory I missed you where did you go??? Where did you go and why did you leave me I don't like it when you leave me!!

 

...Oh dear. This could be interesting.

 

"...well that was a thing that just happened."

 

NO


BOFA DEEZ NUTS

 

FINALLY. YOU FINALLY SAID IT. I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW.
;_;
[Has he literally been biting his tongue this entire time? Maybe.]

 

I COULDNT SAY IT THE SKELETON RUINED THE PUNCHLINE

 

I didn't mean to leave you I'm sorry, dear, I just appeared here when I fell asleep? I am so sorry!!!
[She retracts her battle mask to kiss the swordhilt.]

... Huh?

 

-the sword makes happy chirring noises that are abruptly cut off. It should not be possible for a sword without eyes to glare at someone but there's a definite feeling that Fidelis is glaring at @Vector Prime-

 

I'VE BEEN DYING BY INCHES OVER HERE, MAN.
;_;

 

fuckin humorgasm denial over here

shit WASNT MY FAULT tho

 

...er. I. Am passingly familiar with your friend, there. In that father dearest has some odd ideas about how we should handle grief.

Look, you might've been able to argue with part of him, but the rest of us don't quite have as much staying power.

 

I was SO TEMPTED to just yell it myself but I didn't wanna steal your fucking thunder.
>_<

 

✡︎⚐︎︎ ︎︎︎︎ ✌︎☠︎︎ ✋︎ ☞︎⚐︎︎☠︎︎ ︎✌︎︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ ✌︎☝︎✌︎✋︎☠︎ ✌︎☠︎✡︎︎✌︎✡︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

YOU SUCK AND I FOUND MASTER AGAIN ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!

 

HE SAID WHERE IS BOFA

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND

 

I DON'T KNOW!!!

 

Wait, no. I do know.
>_>

BOFA, Deez Nuts, in the shining country of Updog.

 

oh so NOW you help a guy out

WHERE WAS THIS CREATIVITY WHEN I WAS FLOUNDERING HUH

 

'Master'...? Really? You're sure?

@Armory of Alyon are you aware of any of your previous iterations?

 

︎◆︎❒︎♏︎ ♋︎⬧︎ ⬧︎◆︎❒︎♏︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ♋︎⬧︎ ⬧︎◆︎❒︎♏︎ ♋︎⬧︎ ■︎□︎■︎♏︎ □︎♐︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♑︎♏︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⧫︎□︎◆︎♍︎♒︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♒︎♓︎●︎⧫︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

Sure as sure and as sure as none of you get to touch my hilt!

 

I don't suppose you'd care to explain how you know? We thought their sparks returned to Primus himself, not the Well...