shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

...what's updog?..
...
...
...oh, butts.

 

✋︎︎❍︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ♑︎□︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⧫︎♋︎●︎&︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎✏︎✏︎ ✡︎□︎◆︎︎●︎●︎ ⧫︎♋︎&︎♏︎ ❍︎♏︎ ♋︎⬥︎♋︎⍓︎ ♐︎❒︎□︎❍︎ ︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎ ♋︎♑︎♋︎♓︎■︎✏︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

I'm not going to talk to you!! You'll take me away from Master again!!

 

I didn't take you away from him, I wasn't even alive yet! I just made the box after my master ordered me to.

...You don't have to talk to me if you don't want to, though. I'm not that much an aft.

 

[She is blinking rapidly, cuddling Fidelis close and trying to pet along his blade soothingly.]
I-... I am not quite sure I understand what is going on, but... But I will not leave Fidelis until the moment he himself asks me to. You left him alone in the dark. For eons. I have no idea why you did it but I will not let you do it again.

 

HA

 

[Vector gestures at a convenient floating text box:]

If Fidelis is accepting your hand, by all means! Please keep him out of that damn cell! We had a war to be fighting and Primus is terrible at handling negative emotions, what else is new?

 

︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎ ♍︎♋︎❍︎♏︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♐︎♓︎■︎♎︎ ❍︎♏︎ ♋︎♑︎♋︎♓︎■︎.
-he sounds incredibly smug-

Spoiler: translation

Master came to find me again.

 

o_o
^_^
Hi motherfuckers!

 

-juice hides their face in their hands. oh, how the turn tables-

 

... [She looks at him thoughtfully.] I think it might help if you apologized to him. He was very hurt for a long time.

[SMOOCH THE SWORD HILT]
I will always come find you.

 

So, who else just healed up from a HOLE IN THEIR MOTHERFUCKING CHEST? Too bad I'm fucking alone because that could have been some kinky ass motherfucking shit.

^_^

 

✋︎ ●︎□︎❖︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⬧︎□︎ ❍︎◆︎♍︎♒︎ ✋︎ ●︎□︎❖︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⬧︎□︎ ❍︎◆︎♍︎♒︎ ✋︎ ●︎□︎❖︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎✏︎✏︎ ☠︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ●︎♏︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ❍︎♏︎ ♋︎♑︎♋︎♓︎■︎ ■︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎✏︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

I love you so much I love you so much I love you!! Never leave me again never ever ever ever!!

 

He did.

...Fidelis, I am sorry I never thought to check in on you, or to let you out once we'd sealed Unicron properly. Things got... hectic, for a while, but that's no excuse.

 

what, somebody stake you?

 

Oh, no, my chest-hole is supposed to be there and is perfectly intact. Congratulations on the recovery, though!

 

...I know that feeling.

-She looks sad.-

 

Noooo... I uh-- Look I am GOOD AT MY JOB? I fucking totally didn't accidentally ruin a perfectly good evening by setting off a charge while I was holding it. NEVER HAPPENED.

._.
;_;

that's exactly what fucking happened.

o_o
!_!

FUCKING AWESOME.

 

-the sword radiates smug superiority, the sort of air that suggests that maybe Vector can be forgiven for being such a fool who showed such a lack of faith, because Fidelis is much cleverer than he is and therefore the bigger person. Er. Sword-
︎♏︎⧫︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎■︎ ●︎♏︎⧫︎⧫︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♋︎■︎⍓︎□︎■︎♏︎ ♏︎●︎⬧︎♏︎ ♐︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎ ❍︎♏︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

Better than letting anyone else fight with me!

 

(she raises her eyebrows and pulls out her phone)

i could hook you up with a competent explosives expert, if you need the help.

... maybe don't tell her i sent you. it won't exactly incline her to like you.

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO