shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

didnt u two hate each other whatd i miss

 

H-hello? You would like to learn?

 

✋︎ ◆︎■︎♎︎♏︎❒︎⬧︎⧫︎♋︎■︎♎︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ &︎◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ♐︎♓︎■︎♏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

I understand you just fine!!!

︎♒︎♏︎ ■︎♏︎♏︎♎︎⬧︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⬥︎□︎❒︎&︎ □︎■︎ ♒︎♏︎❒︎ ♋︎♍︎♍︎♏︎■︎⧫︎✏︎✏︎✏︎

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She needs to work on her accent!!!

 

that somebody who handles high explosives drunk could use some help??

 

[She laughs]
I'm sorry, love. I'm trying to learn but my accent is dreadful, you know.

Hello there!

 

Haha... I do, huh...

-She rubs the back of her neck.-

 

I love myself, THANKS. That includes this asshole!

^_^

UM FUCK YOU? I can't get DRUNK... Technically.

>_>

 

✡︎□︎◆︎ ⬧︎□︎◆︎■︎♎︎ ●︎♓︎&︎♏︎ ⬧︎□︎❍︎♏︎□︎■︎♏︎ ⬧︎&︎♏︎⬥︎♏︎❒︎♏︎♎︎ ♋︎ ⧫︎◆︎❒︎♌︎□︎♐︎□︎⌧︎✏︎✏︎
-he says this with enormous affection-

Spoiler: translation

You sound like someone skewered a turbofox!!

︎□︎❒︎♏︎ ♍︎❒︎◆︎■︎♍︎♒︎♓︎♏︎⬧︎✏︎ ☹︎♏︎⬧︎⬧︎ ❒︎□︎●︎●︎♓︎♏︎⬧︎✏︎

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More crunchies! Less rollies!

 

Yes!!!!!!

[Gess realises, rather belatedly, that she's barged into someone else's conversation.] Er. Apologies. I'm a linguist, my focus for the last... 1.3, 1.5? million years has been reconstructing the Primal language from relics of populations who split off before the language evolved into... everything it is today, but I didn't realise there were still spoken variants!!!! Where did you learn it, are there resources?

[Gess doesn't understand a single word of this, but she sure is staring with sparkly visor at the sword presumably speaking PV.]

 

I gotta defend myself, don't I? CAN'T LET THIS REP BE TARNISHED!
^_^
^_~

What? Probably.
@_@

WHO CARES I'm totally over the whole MAULING ME thing.
._.

I take umbrage with the use of 'competent'.
=_=

Now HELP, that's another thing entirely, but also pretty inadvisable since drunk explosives means EVERYONE GOTTA GET CRUNK. It's the RULE.
*_*
#_#

 

I learned it from an older Hearthkeeper. We're charged with keeping the history and information of the past alive, so...

I would be happy to teach you!

<<Hmmm... like this?>>

 

define 'high explosives'.

 

Maybe one day I will manage unskewered turbofox and we can celebrate.
[She kisses his hilt again.]

Ah- This is Fidelis. He speaks the Primal Vernacular nigh exclusively. If you want, I can inetrprete for him? He understands Neocybex decently enough he just doesn't wish to speak it- I am Armory of Alyon, Knight and carrier of this lovely sword.

 

Dude, man, seriously... Sorry about the biting thing.

._.
;_;

I mean it wasn't ALCOHOL. Technically it was like this fucking poison shit for vamps but if you mix it right in some blood you get FUCKED UP AS SHIT and it's FUN AS HELL. Would not advise humans drinking it I'm PRETTY FUCKING SURE it will just like give you the shits or something. That's what the bottle said.

^_^

They use it to poison people so vamps eat and die.

^_~

I know the game though. I'm the BEST FUCKER AROUND.

 

I feel like it's WILDLY HYPOCRITICAL of me to question this but did you just chug a bunch of poison so you could pretend you were drunk for a bit?
!_!
?_?

Because that is METAL AS FUCK.
*_*

 

YOU'D DO IT TOO! MAN I MISS BEER.

;_;

^_^

*Fist bump offer*

 

-the sword pauses, then speaks in awkward, uncertain Neocybex- What- at looking?

-he lapses back into PV with relief- ✡︎♏︎⬧︎︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ❍︎♋︎&︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⬧︎♓︎●︎●︎⍓︎ ⬥︎□︎❒︎♎︎⬧︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

Yes, you make the silly words!

-he laughs. It's not really insulting-
︎♏︎⧫︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

Better!

 

<<Thank you for your advice!>>

-She bows respectfully.-

 

I mean that's BASICALLY WHAT ALCOHOL IS.
^_^
[He fistbumps again. Hell yeah.]

 

✡︎□︎◆︎❒︎ ⬥︎□︎❒︎♎︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ ♋︎♎︎❖︎♓︎♍︎♏︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ⬥︎❒︎□︎■︎♑︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

Your word for advice is wrong!