shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

HELL YEAH! Someone gets it!
*_*

SO WHAT DOES ALPHA WRENCH DO IN HIS SPARE TIME?

 

I would be honored to learn! What price is asked for the knowledge?

Congessi of the Team, linguist and translator. It-- would it be too much trouble?

Apologies, I-- I thought the language was dead, to hear it spoken so fluently is... It's amazing, does Fidelis or Armory mind if I keep audial recordings?

 

I will absolutely always make the silly words for you love.
[She practically giggles. It sounds vaguely mismatched coming from someone who for all intents and purposes looks like a GIANT SUIT OF ARMOR]

 

<<What word should I use instead, and what does my word mean?>>

 

-She thinks.-

Perhaps I could have a copy of your research to archive?

 

It is not much trouble at all! And I do not mind recordings. Do you mind, love?
[She is still cradling the giant sword to her chest affectionately]

 

Of course!!! More copies mean a higher chance of preservation, I'd be glad of the chance!

... I. May need to translate notes into Neocybex first. Most of them are in Mensonian-Licentan. Delay acceptable?

 

I've done that once a couple times! So far I've managed to toss 'em before I lose anything but it's been a near thing.

Lady doesn't let me drink before runs anymore. u_u

 

Yes, but additional copies of the Mensonian-Licentan versions would also be desirable. The language knowledge could prove invaluable!

-She smiles, wide and genuine.-

 

^_^

FUCK THE POLICE! DRINK ALL THE BOOZE!

 

THIS, APPARENTLY.
^_^

But for real, I'm actually trying to look into this Shuffler thing because SITARA WON'T BELIEVE ME which means that I'm fucking digging through cryptid shit when I'm not working on our usual stuff.
>_<
o_o

LAAAME. You should be drunk for EVERYTHING.
^_^

 

!!!! Accepted! Larger than I can keep internally stored, will need to retrieve...

 

*unintelligible embarrassed grumbling*

 

-Fidelis makes a noise of absolute adoration-

︎✌︎♎︎❖︎♓︎♍︎♏︎︎ □︎♐︎ ♍︎□︎◆︎❒︎⬧︎♏︎✏︎ ✡︎□︎◆︎❒︎⬧︎ ❍︎♏︎♋︎■︎⬧︎ ⬧︎◆︎♑︎♑︎♏︎⬧︎⧫︎♓︎□︎■︎⬧︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

'Advice' of course! Yours means suggestions!

︎□︎❒︎♏︎ ◻︎♏︎□︎◻︎●︎♏︎ ⬧︎♒︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎ ♒︎♏︎♋︎❒︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ⬧︎◻︎♏︎♋︎&︎✏︎✏︎ ✌︎●︎●︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ❒︎♏︎♍︎□︎❒︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎✏︎✏︎ ︎□︎■︎︎⧫︎ ❒︎♏︎♍︎□︎❒︎♎︎ ☼︎♋︎♑︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎□︎◆︎♑︎♒︎ ♒︎♏︎ ⬧︎◻︎♏︎♋︎&︎⬧︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ︎⚐︎☼︎︎❄︎ ♋︎♍︎♍︎♏︎■︎⧫︎✏︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

More people should hear and speak!! All the recordings!! Don't record Rage though he speaks with the WORST accent!!

 

The Shuffler

?_?

Like, the one in San Fran? Doesn't that fucker live in the fucking sewer and eat people's buttholes or something?

 

Ah... you're on the TEAM, correct? We can do this in the waking world, if we manage to meet!

<<Thank you for the advice!>>

 

[More laughter, but also an offered highfive.]

!_!

WHAT!
!_!

I KNEW IT! I KNEW HE WAS REAL! SUCK IT, SITARA!
!_!
>_<
!_!

 

!!!! Yes!

 

DUH it's real! It's a hell beast some dumb fuck SUMMONED because I guess he wanted KINKY THINGS OR SOMETHING?

?_?
._.

I'm fucking with you, man. I THINK IT'S REAL but no proof? But I'M a vampire, you're not. Shit might be different?

o_o

 

I'm with the Camien delegation. Me and my wife serve as the... sort of the information hub? So as soon as you need something from us...