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I should! But apparently "our crazy explosives bitch needs all her fingers." At least I'm in charge of celebrating after >:D I keep booze in the car so we can watch the booms.

 

Heard! Will find, assuming I remember this time...

...I hope I remember! =]

 

[She smiles, adoring and smitten]
@Congessi Fidelis says he is absolutely in favor of recordings to preserve the language and make it accessible to more people, but adds that you should not record my other symbiont Rage, for he speaks a rather... different accent.
[She laughs.]
You should probably not record me either if I do attempt to speak PV here, my accent is clumsy at best.

 

I hope I remember, too!

Er... I am very shy...

 

Make mechanical fingers. Problem fucking solved!

^_^

 

*_*
!_!

o_o
._.
=_=

Seriously, man? Fuck OFF with that shit, getting my hopes up and fuck.
>_<

Fingers are overrated! CLAW HANDS, that's where it's at!
^_^

 

YOU MADE IT SO EASY!

>_<

Okay, fine. Sorry. I don't know for sure if it's real in MY San Fran but there are lots of rumors about it. One dude said it was like a thing that just sucks all your life out, said it can even eat vamp souls. FUCKING TERRIFYING, RIGHT?

._.

So, I don't poke that shit. I'M NOT SCARED JUST-- Wait, who's Sitara?

 

can confirm!

*Wave wave with her metal fingers.*

 

☼︎♋︎♑︎♏︎ ⬧︎◻︎♏︎♋︎&︎⬧︎ ●︎♓︎&︎♏︎ ⬧︎□︎❍︎♏︎□︎■︎♏︎ ◻︎◆︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ●︎♋︎■︎♑︎◆︎♋︎♑︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎❒︎□︎◆︎♑︎♒︎ ♋︎ ♌︎●︎♏︎■︎♎︎♏︎❒︎✏︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

Rage speaks like someone put the language through a blender!!

 

Many thanks! To both!

...Relevant how?

 

I am a bit more open in here. In person, it might take longer to get to this point.

 

Spoiler: gif

I'm PRETTY SURE it's actually a serial killer or something, but Sitara won't fucking listen to me. And everyone likes cryptid hunts more, right?
>_>

So if the Shuffler IS real, having everyone on the hunt for it means that I'm getting ALL THE DEETS about the shit he's up to and the victims, which is what I need!
@_@
#_#

But yeah. Sitara. You know, SITARA. Ponytail, hipster fashion, mean right hook?
?_?
o_o

 

-juice huffs and looks away-

 

Ah. Fair.

...Same, honestly.

 

?_?
[Big shrug! He drops his hand though.]

 

Still! I'm looking forward to meeting you!

 

Love, We both know he thinks you sound stilted and overly formal. You speak differently and they're both valid ways.
[She rests her chin on the crossguard]

You are quite welcome!

 

Maybe? I don't fucking know man, I just know what I hear. If he's a fuckin slayer or killer I want NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

?_?
!_!
@_@

Who? No? I've never heard of Sitara. Maybe... No-- Maybe? FUCK no, I don't think so. NOPE. I am a solo guy, fucking A L O A N alone.

?_?

You're not?

._.

 

✋︎ ♍︎♋︎❍︎♏︎ ♐︎♓︎❒︎⬧︎⧫︎ ⬧︎□︎ ✋︎︎❍︎ ♌︎♏︎⧫︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎✏︎
-he giggles. There's an edge of dirty snickering to the sound-

Spoiler: translation

I came first so I'm better!

 

What? No, of course not, I'm with Dedsec.
?_?

Waaaaaaaaaait a second.
!_!

HEY you live up in... fuck was it New York? WHATEVER. You never came to the West Coast!
o_o
o_O

That's why you're a big lonely bABY.