shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

WEST COAST BEST COAST

 

YEAH!!!
!_!
^_^

 

... No lovely, I usually come first.
[She is snickering too.]

 

Who??
?_?

I mean, I just moved to San Fran recently because I got a damn good deal on this SWEET FUCKING GARAGE. Has a nice place that I rigged to be nice for my condition. That and hipsters taste good.

._.

FUCK YOU I'm not a baby, YOU'RE a fucking baby. BABY.

;_;

Don't rub your FRIENDS in my FACE.

 

-if anyone ever wanted to hear a sword cackling madly, they have now-

 

[Don't mind Gess, casually recording what's probably a dick joke...]

 

Go out and meet people you BIG FUCKING LOSER!
^_^

 

-he says something else in PV; it's undoubtedly incredibly obscene, probably a come-on, and he sounds absolutely gleeful-

 

WHAT AN OBNOXIOUS QUIRK! PERHAPS IF I STUDY THE ANCIENT HUMAN ART OF HIEROGLYPHS AND GET REALLY GOOD AT MAKING THE MEANINGLESS SCRIBBLES I SHIT OUT LOOK LIKE WORDS, I TOO WILL REACH THIS LEVEL OF ANNOYANCE

HAND POINTING RIGHT, WHITE CROSS, THUMBS UP, NEUTRAL EMOTE. WHITE FLAG, HAND POINTING RIGHT, HAND POINTING RIGHT

 

[She would never ruin quality audio by laughing over the recording, but it's an effort right now. The tone says plenty, even if she doesn't know the words yet.]

 

-for this, Fidelis will make another effort to speak Neocybex-
Ssssuuuck... my spike! -he starts giggling again-

 

>_<
I DO! I just have more important FUCKING things to do.

;_;
._.

 

-Archive gasps.-

 

✋︎❍︎◻︎□︎❒︎⧫︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎ &︎■︎□︎⬥︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ &︎■︎□︎⬥︎✏︎✏︎✏︎
-he's still giggling. And still a sword-

Spoiler: translation

Important to know you know!

 

Like WHAT?
?_?

 

-She manages to laugh even in her shock.-

<<I'm not sure I needed to know that about how you interface with Armory!>>

 

i dont know what this means but its probably a horrible slur and u should feel bad

 

UM. LIKE. FUCK YOU
>_<

Like getting meals? IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN JUST BUY FOOD YOU KNOW.

X_X

 

-it is literally impossible for a sword to wink but here is a sword, winking, somehow-
︎♏︎⬧︎⧫︎ ◻︎♋︎❒︎⧫︎ □︎♐︎ ♒︎♋︎❖︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎⬥︎□︎ ⬧︎♒︎♋︎◻︎♏︎⬧︎ ■︎□︎⬥︎✏︎✏︎ ✌︎■︎♎︎ ♋︎ ♌︎❒︎♋︎♓︎■︎✏︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

Best part of having two shapes now!! And a brain!!