shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

✋︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ■︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♌︎♏︎ ♋︎●︎□︎■︎♏︎ ♋︎♑︎♋︎♓︎■︎
-he says this in a tone that flatly denies any kind of disagreement-

Spoiler: translation

I will never be alone again

 

-ok now there's no restraining the laughter-

-his fashion sense is a nightmare, including today an eye-searing green shirt that says "eat my dog" with a picture of wiener dog in a hotdog costume. He has one croc and and one flip-flop.-

 

IN WHAT WORLD IS TELLING SOMEONE TO FUCK OFF, ALBEIT IN AN OBNOXIOUS AND ROUNDABOUT MANNER, A SLUR

LAY OFF THE FUNNY JUICE, WEIRDO. I'M NOT INTERESTED IN GETTING MAULED BY BIZARRE AND FRANKLY UPSETTING ROBO-BULGE

 

everythings a slur if u believe in urself

 

<<You won't be, I don't think.>>

 

You... so lucky be!
-more laughing. I may remind everyone this is all coming from a perfectly normal-looking sword with no face or anything-

︎□︎■︎︎⧫︎ ■︎♏︎♏︎♎︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⧫︎♏︎●︎●︎ ❍︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎
✋︎ &︎■︎□︎⬥︎
☝︎□︎□︎♎︎ ●︎◆︎♍︎&︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎❒︎⬧︎♏︎●︎♐︎

Spoiler: translation

Don't need you to tell me that
I know
Good luck yourself

 

[Shut off half your optic band for a wink. Just do it.]

FIDELIS!!
[She is laughing though]

Of course not love, I will make sure of it.

Please stop making fun of his limitations or I will make you regret it.
[He voice is calm and matter of fact.]

 

<<Yes... I don't think me and Index will be alone anymore. We had to be alone because we're heretics.>>

 

by which i mean: i dont want to admit the joke flopped bc i have built my entire self esteem off of being the funny hot guy

 

-he mutters something else to her, just out of hearing. It's probably rude and probably a promise-

-he sounds almost like he's singing, wordless, metallic, reverberating, and joyful-

☝︎□︎□︎♎︎✏︎ ︎□︎❒︎♏︎ □︎♐︎ ⧫︎♒︎□︎⬧︎♏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎ ☞︎❒︎♋︎♑︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ❄︎♒︎♓︎❒︎⧫︎♏︎♏︎■︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

Good! More of those!!! Frag the Thirteen!!!!!

 

-She covers her mouth and looks away.-

 

???????

IS HE NOT DOING...THE WHOLE THING I GUESS? ON PURPOSE?? BECAUSE I DON'T DOUBT THAT YOU *COULD* MAKE ME REGRET IT, BEING A GIANT ROBOT AND ALL COMPARED TO MY SOFT AND BREAKABLE FLESH BODY, BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO NEED TO DO SHIT! I AM CAPABLE OF REGRETTING EVERYTHING I DO IN RECORD FUCKING TIME. BEHOLD MY ULTIMATE POWER

 

-something rude af in Primal Vernacular and more laughing-

 

︎□︎■︎︎⧫︎ ♐︎❒︎♋︎♑︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ❄︎♒︎♓︎❒︎⧫︎♏︎♏︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎⍓︎ ♒︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ⬧︎❍︎♋︎●︎●︎ ⬧︎◻︎♓︎&︎♏︎⬧︎

Spoiler: translation

Don't frag the Thirteen they have small spikes

 

<<Please->>

 

-happily-
✋︎ &︎■︎□︎⬥︎︎ ✋︎ ⬧︎♋︎⬥︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

I know, I saw!

 

-She is literally sparking, convinced that she's going to get in massive trouble.-

 

O-oh my...
[She whispers something back. The accent is clumsy and terrible and definitely suggests she learned most of her primal vernacular in the berth]

What you refer to as "hieroglyphs" is an archaic cybertronian language. Fidelis is not very fluent in the modern dialects as he was locked away for a long time before I found him. He is not doing it on purpose in so far as he refuses to cause himself undue strain just to appease strangers. If you have trouble understanding him feel free to ask me for a translation, but please do not insult or mock him for his language.

 

Not mine you didn't, I know that much.

Are you quite alright down there?

 

SORRY!