shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Magical. Well! That should be interesting! I still don't know where your brother is, though.

 

HUEH What did I miss I was... DoING SOMETHING IMPORTANT
>_>
<_<

ALPHA WRENCH it doesn't always fucking HURT it usually feels good.
~_^

I can make it feel real good, I'm a Casanova that way.

 

YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT, PAL

HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR CAVERNOUS AND DECIDEDLY EMPTY SKULL?

 

Fidelis is not this Gaster, I can tell you that much. I have no idea why his text is rendering as wingdings, beyond the whims of a further capricious power behind our box.

 

SO IT IS IN SOUTH CAROLINA

TAKE ME TO SOUTH CAROLINA OR I WILL WRECK UR SHIT WITH FRIENDSHIP PELLETS

 

I was a goddamn NECK VIRGIN and you ruined me for it forever, you aSSHOLE.
`_´

Yeah, South Carolina can be the ballsack of the world, sounds about right.
^_^

 

[Vector makes a valiant effort not to laugh. For all he knows, 'friendship pellets' really are a dangerous weapon wherever the skeleton is from!]

As soon as we know which South Carolina I certainly will!

 

NO HOW DO I CHECK MY CAVERNOUS AND DECIDEDLY EMPTY SKULL FOR MY BROTHER SANS

YOU LIE HE IS GASTER U NOW FEEL UR SINS CRAWLING ON UR BACK AND ONE OF THOSE SINS IS LYING TO ME ABOUT GASTER

WHY IS MY BROTHER SANS IN THE BALLSACK OF THE WORLD IT SOUNDS REALLY UNHYGENIC MY BROTHER SANS IS UNHYGIENIC THOUGH SO MAYBE THAT IS WHY

HOW DO WE FIND OUT WHICH SOUTH CAROLINA IS SOUTH CAROLINA IN MY CAVERNOUS AND DECIDEDLY EMPTY SKULL WHERE IS MY BROTHER SANS

 

finally ive got a real vampire to ask

can vampires literally kill boners

 

HOLY SHIT

LOOK INWARD, WITHIN YOUR SOUL, YOUR HEART OF HEARTS

YOU WERE REALLY YOUR SANS ALL ALONG. THIS WAS YOUR QUEST, AND I AM THE WISE NPC WHO EXISTS PURELY TO FURTHER YOUR JOURNEY OF DISCOVERY

 

rude

also yes.

 

fuckin sweet

 

I can show you the liiiiiiIIIIGHT.
~_^

Depends on what you mean. Can I drain enough blood that a dude's dick goes limp? Yeah, depending on how hungry I am. If I'm not that hungry and just being A GIANT PRICK I'll probably barf said blood onto him.
@_@

I'm TOO SEXY to kill boners otherwise.

 

I AM MY BROTHER SANS I SUMMON MY SOUL AND HIT MYSELF ON THE HEAD BUT I STILL CANNOT FIND MY BROTHER SANS U ARE A LIAR GEEEEEEET DUNKED ON

 

...sure.

What's a sin?

You'd need a Mind-reader for that! And I'm afraid I, dear boy, am rather more skilled with Space. I go places, but your mind isn't a place! Or your... lack of mind. Do you even have a brain?

[A momentary pause, and the sense of something changing, though you couldn't say what. No one saw that.]

 

I CAN'T GET MY VIRGINITY BACK, LESTAT.
;_;

 

who the hell has 'neck virginity' past the sixth grade.

 

IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN'T HANDLE THESE SICK TRUTHS I'M WIELDING LIKE A PAINFULLY HONEST SPECIBUS

STOP USING MY QUIRK.

 

I MEAN I could just give you a taste of what it's SUPPOSED to be like? In apology? And booze???
o_o

 

A SIN IS A BAD THING THAT PEOPLE DO AND IT MAKES THE GODS ANGRY AND INFLICT HYPERDEATH UPON US ALL NO I DO NOT HAVE A BRAIN SKELETONS DO NOT HAVE BRAINS WE ARE JUST BONES AND ECTOFLESH

NO U STOP USING MY QUIRK OR DIE I PUT U IN THE CAGE OF BLUE BONES AND IF U MOVE U WILL BE HURT WHERE IS MY BROTHER SANS