shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

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DUH? I mean, also it's because I want to like fucking apologize for busting your neck virginity in a bad way. Gotta make it up to you.

 

im just pointing out that everyone ALWAYS jumps on the SLIGHTEST indication that ive done any wrongdoing, regardless of whether they even know me.

 

You COULD wine and dine me a LITTLE HARDER. I'm not even finished with my first beer!
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I think you're cool!
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o_o
I could.

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So, Cyberdriver, right?

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at least SOMEONE appreciates me.

 

Lissa comes closer to Wrench and takes a deep breath. Her expression at first looks more offended than anything else, until she grins and breathes out. "Okay, yeah. I can tell. You smell nice. Mostly. Sometimes there are other smells on you that aren't so nice, but you yourself smell nice. I just don't want to say the wrong thing to the wrong person."

She sighs. "I can already tell Ford wants to go bag your cryptid. I should warn you, we do do dimensional travel, but it takes a long time to build the gates if you don't have the gift innate like he does. I should also warn you, if you let him go with you, he'll try to take it alive and study it. That can be good, like if there's some kind of big misunderstanding and it's only killing people because they're breaking its eggs or something, and the whole thing can be solved with a little harmonic resonance translation, but that can also be bad, like if he doesn't fully understand how dangerous it is or it's not actually sapient and thinks that people are food?"

She looks up at him. "Anyhow. I was worried if people were controlling or giving you your food, that maybe you were in some kind of indentured or enslaved situation. I hate that shit."

She looks away. "Also, I don't know if you heard me or something, but...if you are having fun with Cronus that's great, but I don't want to play with him myself, so you're not gonna party with both of us at the same time. I have my reasons, okay? I didn't like the way he said what he said about my parties. You never acted like I was a done deal and you just had to be at the right place at the right time to bag me."

She grins. "I couldn't see it, but I'd swear your whole face was lit up when I said I'd go with you. And you offered yourself to me. That makes a difference. Not everyone respects a slutty girl, and the ones that don't are no fun."

 

Lissa giggles. "Well. I should probably tell you that my blood is purple and has three different oxygen-carrying molecules in it. I'm a member of a species that was probably engineered, to be honest. So...I might be poisonous."

 

i think youre reading way too much into what was CLEARLY a joke.

not into self-righteous furries.

 

She's not a furry, you goddamn racist.

-Clover bares her teeth.-

 

You say 'self-righteous furry,' I raise you 'self-righteous mech'. Prima hasn't been here yet, I can tell.

 

WEEEELLLLL... Depending on what we find, what I find, the Shuffler might NOT be a cryptid.
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So uh, he can TOTALLY come along, but if it's just a run of the mill serial killer or fixer or something, I reserve the right to murderate the shit out of him. He killed OUR PEOPLE first, so, y'know.

Spoiler: gif

But if the Shuffler IS an interdimensional tentacle creature with parasites and DIMENSIONAL GOO Ford is TOTALLY FREE to trap and study as his HEART DESIRES.
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Dedsec feeds me ALL THE TIME, I'm just REALLY BAD about buying food for myself. It's way more fun doing other stuff! EVEN IF I LOVE TO EAT.
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But no worries about the Cronus thing. I can keep my parties with him solo.
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[He pats her on the shoulder, cheerfully. Shuffling his friend groups around isn't too hard, after all.]

 

explain how describing a humanoid feline as a 'furry' is either inaccurate OR racist, and might i remind you whos able to pull the race card here and who isnt?

 

I get the nagging suspicion I'm missing out on rather a lot of context for the meaning of the word furry!

 

lusus kink.

 

That doesn't explain much of anything.

 

Furries are the people who pay shitloads of money for art of anthros, right?
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*He heard kink and seemingly pops up from nowhere.*

Mind elaborating, my beefy, oddly insectoid friend?

 

A furry is someone who likes anthropomorphic animal. He's calling her a furry because of her species, but the term is pretty specific to like, liking traits that AREN'T found in your species. Calling her a furry because she's a cat is pretty gross.

You could argue her fondness for primate partners, I suppose.

 

troll vwho gets their rocks off pretending to be a lusus naturae, or howvevwer the fuck you spell it.

common among those vwith absent lusii.

 

uh, no, furry means humanoid animals AND the weirdos who fuck em.