shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

"I am pretty queer for naked apes, but they're not very furry." Lissa grins. "I'm a Talassani. Whether I will shank you for calling me a furry or not depends on how you say it. Just like 'slut'."

 

I'd also argue this could probably only happen with trolls. Since other species don't have the same parenting set-up.

We just have other kinks to compensate.

 

No, because that's her ACTUAL NATURAL SPECIES. If she was a human who changed herself to look like a cat you'd have a point, but she's not, so you're being racist. Speciesist.

 

Hey, I'm pretty furry.

-She preens her magnificent hair floof.-

 

Well! That, er, certainly is something! You learn a new thing every day, I suppose.

 

You agree with me, right??

 

look up furry art and tell me that theyre ALL drawn depictions of humans in costumes.

 

So you're saying because she happens to resemble fictional depictions of fictional species used in a kink context she deserves the same terminology? That's like calling-

I dunno. Someone trans something really bad bc you read it in a book.

 

you act like i care or its relevant to me in any way.

 

So you're not even going to support your viewpoint because you can't, and you're going to run away like a goddamn baby under the excuse of 'lol no1 curr'.

 

"If he's just some kind of criminal and he killed your guys I don't actually care what you do," Ford says, and shrugs. "But if it's an interesting cryptid...that sounds like something that might be fun."

 

Sounds...spicy, to use a turn of phrase.

*He has absolutely no idea what the fuck Dualscar is talking about.*

 

yes, and ill be able to get away with it because im not a bitchy little twelve year old.

 

Sorry to tell you, p much everyone here likes me more than you.

 

[he makes a wobbly hand gesture]

I think I'd be miffed if someone called me that, but I don't know that I understand the why well enough to toss my hat into an argument I'm not part of! I'd prefer to observe as a neutral party for a bit, I think.

[he gestures to Tugger and makes an exasperated expression]

To avoid scenarios like that, you see.

 

"You are. So is Ford. But you are also too young for me, sweetie." Lissa winks at her, grinning.

She takes the opportunity to perch herself on Wrench's knee and steal a beer. "I'm glad you understand, I'm just ... a lot pickier than I probably seemed given that I really liked the way you went about hitting on me and the way you smell. Plus, Ford can't have any fun if he's worrying about whether or not someone will treat me right. You noticed how quick he relaxed and let go when he saw that you were?"

 

its absolutely disgusting, actually.

 

ahem.

@WRENCH

 

And you're too old for me, so we're all in agreement forever!

 

Oh, I have SO MANY ideas on what it could be. Do you wanna see my sketch?
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Hey, that makes sense! Josh doesn't like doing the group thing outside of Dedsec, so I'm SUPER USED to boundaries when I remember them.
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[He pats her on the thigh.]

[Lifted beer in a salute. That's a fair cop, guv.]