shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

"So falling in love with a woman who is a perfect magickal partner, hotter than a supernova when we're in bed, emotionally supportive, creative, and a wonderful mother to my daughter makes me a weirdo, all because of the shape of her ears and her claws?" Ford snorts. "When I met her I was her target. But after I got to know her, I've never loved anyone more."

 

I mean, as long as we're talking about so-called "sexual deviancy", I am literally married to a barely-adult bug. That is a way easier target than the squishy with a few frame mods.

 

it makes you a weirdo whos ALSO annoying about romance, yeah.

 

Oh, but he's wonderful!

-She is still flipping out and looks like it.-

 

the bug thing is weird but youre ALREADY weird by being a giant fucking robot, so you have an excuse.

 

He is great and I have exactly 1 regret but like heeeey wartime shifts a bunch of boundaries so it's whatev! [He shrugs.] Whatsisface in the black and purple seems to be up for kinkshaming tho so I figured I'd put myself out there.

Pffff sure buddy

 

-She nods, over-enthusiastic, trying to cover her sparking.-

 

[Pry...? Don't pry...? Eh, it looks like she's trying not to think about whatever got her sparking, he won't poke at it. Distraction time?] You collect knowledge, right? Learn anything cool recently? I'm pretty much always up for listening to someone ramble. [...okay, maybe that went back around to prying, but shh, there's an easy out if Archive just wants to babble about something unrelated.]

 

Well, um, I met a carrier that bonds with weaponformers, not cassettes!

 

Really! That's got to be pretty rare, I don't think I've ever heard of someone like that! Did you get to talk much?

 

Some, yes!

 

Sweet! [Shit, shit, keep the conversation moving.] Any of their... huh, I guess it wouldn't be cassettes... bondmates? involved, or was it just the two of you, carrier-to-carrier-type super secret meeting?

 

Well, um, I met her symbiote, Fidelis! He's... lovely!

-She smiles shakily.-

 

You just think the best of everyone, don'tcha? [Wires grins back and summons a little table and set of chairs; a box of silvery energon gummies sits in the middle of the table. He pops one into his own mouth and gestures to the box.] Want one? Don't think the enrichment'll stick 'cause, y'know, dream candy, but they taste pretty good.

 

so have we collectively deemed furry a slur or something or

 

As one of four resident bugfraggers I don't think I get a vote about furries and the offensiveness thereof :P

 

Well... I think everyone means well!

-She sits down.-

I would like some candy.

 

A lot of my best friends are furries, man.

 

LOOK I GENUINELY CANT TELL WHAT THE OUTCOME OF THAT SPAT WAS

IS FURRY RACIST OR NOT

 

I won.