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For anyone curious, it also tries to connect "whose" to "who's" and "every time" to "everytime".

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I don't even know what to say

This has to be some kind of bizarre prank or performance art, right...??

 

maybe it adapts itself to user input and some people that don't know they're wrong tell the spelling checker to ignore their errors and that causes it to assume the errors are correct

 

That seems likely, yeah.

... also, not Google Docs but my phone accidentally did this when I hit reply for some reason and I'm very amused at the timing:

 

I just lost one of my two days off this week :))))

 

Roommate M keeps referring to pet peeves and personal preferences that people are insistent about as "[person]'s OCD."

 

i have a cold

 

Wow dad 2 in the morning is when you need to use my cellphone number to get into your twitter account really?! And right after you send me a fucking email about how playing the race card is a tool of the intellectually weak and lazy when they can't counter a logical argument or factual data. I hate my father so fucking much, just as much if not more as he hates me. My father was complaining about how he had to pay 40 dollars for some MEDS he got yesterday. Wow dad really you know who would have had to pay more for meds, people with Obamacare if they had lost it. And they'd have to pay a lot more than 40 dollars. Because the asshole you voted for spent the entire campaign talking about how he couldn't wait to take away people's healthcare. You're lucky you still have healthcare at all so stfu!

 

Gift wrapping plant pots is really fucking fiddly, and no, Martha Stewart, your assertions that you 'just fold as shown' are not working out so hot for me. The best I can hope for is that my mum finds it amusing and likes the actual gift enough to overlook the appalling presentation.

 

White people, racism, inequality, abuse of power, human trafficking...

 

8tracks, if you're going to keep up with this weekly time limit thing, the least you could do is not take away the thing that tells us how much time we have left
what sort of design choice is that, it was fine how it was

(it's possible they just moved it somewhere obscure, but I couldn't find it and that would defeat the purpose anyway)

 

it sensed me posting that and is now showing the timer again
sigh.

 

@Lambda Ah, those delightful problems that resolve themselves when you complain about them to someone else, making you look silly. My favourite problems.

 

Hey dad these big fat lies you keep emailing me are so easy to fact check. I don't know what you're trying to prove with these articles. Linda sarsour isn't a terrorist and she hasn't been deported. Stop lying to me just because I'm autistic and you think you can trick me into believing anything you say like you did when you had me convinced I couldn't afford Obamacare. I hate you so much.

 

Want protein. Don't want to chew. Liquid protein tastes nasty. [Grumbly cat noises.]

Eta: entirely unrelated: I'm reading this article because I am layman level wrt computers but I still want to know about advancement in AI performance, not so I can watch the author whine about the "automaton takeover" that's absolutely totally going to destroy the western economy by 2020 :| give me people who are actually excited about the things they're reporting plx

 

Tfw dad jokes about making a bomb threat in the same monotone, emotionless voice he would talk about making burgers for dinner

I am so tired of his sense of "humor", and when he makes mom and me and my sister so upset all the time, jokes about violence stop being even remotely funny.

 

Stupid prettygirls on the internet having people send them money for literally nothing.

I wanna be a pretty girl and get attention and money just for being pretty.

 

People whose work I like tweeting about how somebody else whose work I like is "predatory" and "mocking the way queer women use twitter" because he tweeted that if you claim you never jacked off to a certain video game character you're lying

?_? but also now i'm stressed bc Oh No I Like ~Bad Content~

 

Loud machine at work. so loud. it chews up myNoise and spits it out and laughs in my face.

 

Dad is ensuring mom is miserable and stressed before her trip to Texas. Fuck you, dad.

 

I forgot we were out of real milk and started making macncheese and now I have to use the shitty ricemilk :T this is gonna taste like shit but I still Want The Cheese