shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

They aren't mom glasses, and I get plenty of cheek kisses from my girlfriend, so it's probably a you thing.

 

uh, OBVIOUSLY its a me thing, because i aint you.

probably.

 

"Technically, you're not a little boy, you're a teenager, but I assure you I harbour no improper thoughts about you whatsoever. Which is probably why I didn't see it. Again, I apologise." Ford shrugs.

"Don't pay attention to him. He's an idiot." Ford sighs. "You seem like a very friend-worthy person. Which is not something I could say about that asshole."

 

So she's not supposed to be the boss, she's slag at being a boss, and she thinks cracking down on every little thing'll make her look better? [He snorts.] Yeah, that'd do it.

You said you're on the Team, right? I hear you actually have a therapist-type guy onboard, even if he is a 'Bot. Maybe see if he's got a slot open?

Gross! [This is said with the laughing admiration of a small child poking roadkill.]

Lies and slander, you at least have a conjunx. That's one whole friend! A friend for life, even!

 

You know, there are quite a few people in South Carolina, not just your brother - if he is there. I was talking about a few that I'm personally acquainted with. Hmph!
-she crosses her arms and puts on her best "prim offended lady" face-

 

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No, I mean... she's not supposed to be the boss, but that doesn't mean she's bad at-

The Forgefire Parliment is supposed to lead Caminus. But they're all devotees of the Way of Flame. So...

But she's not my Amica Endura! She's my Conjunx Endura!

 

Ford smiles at the tone. He still remembers some of the (truly) gross things that Stanley poked when they were kids. Stan had been particularly fascinated by dead rats.

"Ah, but you see, when it works--" he sighs, hoping this won't upset Lissa, but she's distracted anyway-- "it's the best experiment. You have no idea what you're going to get! Somehow, our daughter came out blonde! And yes, before anyone asks, I do know she's mine--not that I wouldn't love any child Lissa birthed, but we seclude ourselves during her seasons."

It is annoying that he has to qualify that, but not all of present company is pleasant and there are those in the multiverse who think that just because his mistress loves every kind of pleasure, she might lie to him about something like that.

Sometimes, also, he wonders if Lissa wouldn't be happier if she could allow herself to go into the season with someone else. Who might have better luck in siring children who wouldn't die before birth.

 

...does today count as my birthday...when my birthday is march 23rd...but the rave is at a different time than i am in my universe..?

it might be march here...but where i'm from it's january 5 years later

...it's better having a few good friends...than having a lot who aren't very good

you've got a wife, right?..she sounds like a very good kind of friend...

 

nope, still counts

 

depends

is there gonna be a party with cake

 

also if ur from the future

how was incredibles 2

no spoilers just rating

 

dunno...i don't usually have parties, but people can throw me one if they like...

...it was good, but i liked the original better

 

which means its AWESOME and the only problem is its a sequel gotcha

ANYWAYS

we will have MUCH CAKE

 

[That. Is certainly a large mech.] You, uh. You okay up there, big dude? It was just an example.

Ahh, gotcha. Still not hearing a refutation that she's good at anything besides sitting on top of the religious pile.

The frag kinda relationships you got that you wouldn't want to count your conjunx as a friend, too? Like, I'm not judgin', but... ????

...Dude, I'm a battlefield medic, research projects are for other people and experiments are terrifying. Does... slag, you're a human and she's some kinda felinoid organic, right? Is coloration deep-coded for either species that it's weird for your descendant to come out different-toned? Pits, would mixing different species have something to do with the shift? [Wires is not going to comment on parentage debate, he has no idea why that would even be relevant.]

 

I must confess, I do wonder how your kitten came to be.

 

-Primus flops onto his aft a little sulkily- Why does everyone gotta say such mean things about me all the time?

 

Ford nods. "Colouration is deep-coded, and I'm sure mixing species had something to do with it."

 

Anyway, it's...

...it's just that I won't listen to her.

???

 

About... you?

...you're. You're Primus? [Oh no, Wires sounds a little choked up. He's not quite sparking yet, though! Score!]

Huh. Weird. Natural coloration for us is just extraneous mineral purging! You can kinda code for predispositions a little, alter what exactly a frame needs so that they push out certain common additives earlier, but that won't change slag if you're not taking in those metals to start with.

I mean, can't say I blame you. What gotcha started with the not-listening, though?

I was friends with all four'a my 'junxes waaay before we went into the Acts, we aren't suddenly not friends just 'cause we went for full commitment. And you seem like you're pretty happy with Index, so it doesn't really read like the political joinings Senators used to go for?? So like, what am I missing that you wouldn't count Index as your friend and your conjunx?