shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Sure am!
...
Are you okay? 「(°ヘ°)

 

...She's wrong. She doesn't- we found things that go against her teachings. And she wouldn't let us tell anyone.

We're friends, but she's not my amica?

 

I--

...is it. Is it rude to ask if some things we heard about you are true?

[Distraction!!]
Welp. Yup. Sounds like a control freak, not surprised she didn't take you finding new info well.

She got her fingers in the delegation too, or do you have a little more leeway now you're farther away?

Why does amica even come into the equation? You said you didn't have any friends earlier, I didn't think you meant amicae.

 

"Is this a question for me or for the parent of Soundwave Minimus?"

 

You.

 

I mean... she let us go.

-She looks uncertain.-

It's the same difference on Caminus. If you can't find an Amica Endura by your tenth megacycle, you're too weird for friends.

 

I mean, like...

If you tell all of them pretty bots in the Camien delegation your snazzy not-so-new research, is the response gonna be "wait where's your proof" or "Imma deck you one, convince a captain to throw you in the brig, and go tell the Mistress you're being heretical again?" Realtalk, not what your panicbrain thinks.

Holy slag, I think that might be even more fragged up than Cybertron's "settling for not-quite-conjunx" friendzone jetfuel.

 

Sure! (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ I mean... not rude! Ask away!

 

I don't know. I don't really talk to them. I don't talk to anyone but Index.

They think I'm very snobby.

-She just looks sad and tired.-

 

...okay. [Despite getting permission, Wires just sort of... ventilates noisily for several minutes, trying to psych himself up. It fails, but he does eventually get words out.]

...do you really know everything that happens in the universe?

Fair. If they aren't a direct danger, though, even if it's just 'cause you don't talk to 'em much, think it might be worth trying to shake the panic reactions now that they aren't necessary for staying alive?

 

...I can, if I wanna. Doesn't work prop'ly in here and a lot of the time I keep it turned off. 'Sreally hard to interact properly with people when you can see their past and present and future and everything else, y'know?

 

-knowing groan-

 

A lot of-- [He bites whatever that was going to be off. No. No tangents right now. Second question.] --okay.

And do you... frag, there's no way to make this not sound like a loaded question. Do you actually love every single mech to ever live?

 

-offers high five-

 

...What kind of love? 'Mnot angling to be every single one of y'all's conjunx or anything. But you are my creations, and you are a part of me- how could I not love you?

 

-tiniest high five-

 

Need some tips t'turn it off?

 

...yeah. That's what Index says.

 

Pretty good at it by now as long as I'm not sober.

 

Fair 'nuff. Can be tricksy to get the hang of, I know. (*^▽^*)