shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-She nods.-

It sounds like you all balance out?

 

I mean, we were specifically selected to be able to handle being stuck in a tiny shuttle with each other for millennia on end :P Don't think Lord Soundwave meant for us to all end up fragging, but hey, I ain't complaining!

...okay, that first bit's technically a lie, we were super not meant to end up with an Insecticon, Thunders adopted us way after the fact. But still!

 

Somehow I doubt Soundwave would mind, from what I've heard of him.

 

Pffft, only thing he minds is people badmouthing his cassettes, near as anyone can tell. Unintended results happen sometimes, we've all learned that!

 

Oh! Oh oh oh, I totally have it drawn already, lemme just--
!_!
[He sudden has a sheet of paper in one hand, with an inked drawing. It's... not great.]

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OKAY OKAY so this is TOTALLY scientific and based on HARD DATA that I've collected from various check ins, rumors, dumps in the IRC, and BRILLIANT CONJECTURE. I'm PRETTY SURE it needs all those tentacles to shuffle, and also, to move between dimensions?
?_?
!_!
#_#

AND it's obviously going to have spikes and it needs SOME kind of face because people say it has a face and I'm doing these OUT OF ORDER but that's FINE.
>_<
@_@

Sitara said I was full of shit but WHAT DOES SHE KNOW.
`_´

 

Yeah man, what does she know?
*covers mouth and snickers*

 

if its a girl i call fucking privwileges!

 

Do I resemble him?

 

NOTHING! ABsolutely nothing!
!_!
>_<

And DON'T think I haven't caught you laughing at me too, mister!
`_´

The Shuffler is REAL and it is OUT THERE.
o_o
>_<

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.
!_!

 

MY LEGS ARE LONGER!!

 

Nah man! Nah I'm not laughing at you, I'm just-- It's fucking funny you know? I don't think you're lying or stupid, I know you too damn well for that. Fuck, I don't see you getting fooled by this kind of shit. It's just hard, you know?

Also I think it's funny that you and Sitara are going so head to head over this, like damn.

 

[He tilts his head, looking Archive over.] ...you look kinda like what he would've before the war. He does the mask thing and he's more bulked up now, and he runs to blue last I heard, but I can see the frametype. Pretty different personalities, not that I know the guy as anything more than part of High Command.

 

Ah. No, that's to do with her specific powers and duties; she needs to be able to handle being near a Singularity, so she's a bit unstuck herself.

 

I'M CLOSER TO GETTING IT!
!_!

`_´
=_=
[He points at his mask with two fingers, then Marcus's face, then his mask again. Presumably, he was pointing at where his eyes were.]

Alright! You're allowed BACK IN THE CLUB and onto the sofa. Come get a beer and tell me more about how Sitara is TOTALLY WRONG.
^_^

 

I HAVWE A 8IGGER DICK!

 

What if smaller genitalia are prized in this creature's culture?

 

doesnt matter! i still vwin!

 

One: I better be allowed on the sofa.
Two: Thank you my sir!
Three: You're a dork.

*Flops himself onto the sofa, grabs a beer and leans himself back*

I mean, it's more that she's all acting like she doesn't care or believe yet she's so damn intent on freaking out over this and getting all mad. Sure, you hacked her blog but that's what we do right? Like, if she didn't think there was some truth to it she'd have just let you post no problem.

 

I uh think technically the big mechanoid people around here have the biggest dicks, if they have dicks. Just saying!

 

i still vwin!!