shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

"So why exactly were the two of you wondering how Ford and I had a kit?"

 

Your mate is not a cat, correct?

It's curious, and nearly makes me consider expanding the boundaries of my own explorations.

 

man i was c cat for like a yera once ans i kept goin swimmin 2 make ppl xonfused

"y is that cant in the water" bc i wanna be binch

 

fucj what u love

 

"No, he is not. He's a human. Although he is a polydactyl, and as you know, that's a sign of great intelligence." Lissa grins. "But I'm not the same kind of cat as you. What sorts of explorations were you considering?"

"Oh, trust me...I do. And so does Stanford. Although I've heard the other Stanfords, and the other me, the one they call 'Valiska', are a little uptight. But we aren't."

 

I consider myself a connoisseur of passions. Many a great cat has passed through the well-greased revolving door of a pleasant time with yours truly.

 

am i a hot enouhg cat for u

 

"Yes, that tells me what you've done. What is it you were considering doing? Were you thinking about playing with humans yourself? They are very entertaining."

 

HOW DO I FUCK DESTRUCTION

 

-licks the Amecat too for good measure-

 

gota get craetive w that one

im sure u can do it if u tyr hard n believe in urself

 

Ah, that pesky advanced burr technology. I suppose it'll simply have to be a permanent feature!

[he raises an eyebrow]

I'm not a goody-two-paws. ...But, at any rate, you're certainly right about the kittens. I just wish they weren't quite so loud.

What of it, though? You're my friend. Quite possibly one of my best friends, if I'm perfectly honest with myself.

I don't think that's quite the same! And, as I said, there's nearly always exceptions.

 

...Rather small.

I must confess I find many humans somewhat...bald.

 

UM ECUSE U I KNO IM SMAL DONT FUCKIGN RUB IT IN MY FACE GOD

 

Whoever said there had to be something of it?

 

"Oh my goodness, what a pretty girl you are!" Lissa is fearless and smells no threat. She will Pet the Panther.

 

You asked what we were! I was curious why you asked. Are you saying you had no reason to?

 

Perhaps if you stood up straight??

 

IM LIKE 4 FEET TALL OR SMTH GOD FUCK U

I DIDNT ASK 2 B MADE FUCK

 

! -pettings! She comes over a wriggles around happily at Lissa's feet. She smells... kinda like Vali? But also not. She's heard the conversations and knows they're different but smelling it is a whole different thing-