shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Glad we got that out of the way. Where are you from that knows about Decepticons and doesn´t want us dead or gone?

 

IS HE?

I'VE SEEN THE CHOICE STONE, FELT THE CHOICE STONE, SNIFF--

...

admittedly, purrhaps feeling the choice stone was a mistake.

Merely a pawsociation of like-minded trolls, my furry friend.

 

I'm not either. Being social is hard because people say things and don't mean them that way.

Earth, not the earth in your universe. Different earth, we have you as cartoons and toys. I have a Starscream figurine in my room, I made it able to track motion and shoot darts. It protects my room when I sleep.

 

I'm not used to being social for other reasons. But that sounds difficult if you can't tell what people mean.

 

Probably! Most electronic communication renders as some kind of noise for me, and encryption is the nastiest kinda metal-on-stone jetfuel of varying degrees. Necessary evil if I don't wanna leave myself wide open, though.

 

Oops, should I stop encrypting?

 

Yes, it is. Wrench's mask helps, when talking to him, Marcus and Sitara are very good about helping too.

I'm sorry. Why? Programming problem?

 

*He is making no attempt to disguise checking out the other him.*

*DAMN he's hotter than he realized.*

 

You can tell me if I've confused you.

 

*h my g*d. ! mean, clearly he's spec!al.

1) he's *ld as sh!t, y*u d*n't get that *ld and st!ll have all y*ur pan !f y*ur're n*t spec!al. duh.

2) n*t every*ne has what !t takes t* make the ch*!ce. ! mean, he d!dn't ch**se me but he's g*t t* kn*w s*meth!ng we d*n't.

 

I will. I don't always understand turns of phrase, but I try and if you explain it that helps. Do Transformers ever get Autism?

 

I don't know. If we do it's probably called something different, though. Maybe if you explain it I could help you out more?

 

Just because you refuse to be open-minded doesn't mean all of us have to pass up this...unique...opportunity.

 

Noooo no no no, I can deal, we don't need to talk unprotected.

Intentional. Built to spy on one-on-one conversations-- the kinda stuff you were listening in on 'tween me and Archive here when you came in. If we could find someone with the right tools and skillset I could probably get it decoupled from my auditory input, but... [He shrugs.] Restorative mnemosurgery kiiiinda got dumped in favor of brainfragging the enemy. Where's that sparkly macro for "this slagged war went on too long and ruined everything" when I need it?

 

But...but look how awful mine is! Surely you can't think other you is any better?

 

I wouldn't mind, but if you would...

 

-momentarily stunned-
Glad to be of service? Usually people want protection from me. -grins, look this is entirely a joke, no feelings here nope-

 

YOU THINK TOO MEOWCH, MY FRIEND.

TRY LIVING HOW THE WIND TAKES YOU.

 

Let us wait for him to bend over, and we'll see.