shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

My brain is built differently, it makes social interaction hard and communication. I see things mostly literally, so it makes sarcasm hard for me to understand. I also stim-- Wave my hands and chew on things, when I'm stressed. Otherwise I melt down and no one has a good time then.

Oh, I'm sorry. That sounds interesting but awful, I understand. I hate loud noises.

Oh. You're very good at guarding the bedroom door though, the darts are actually stun darts. I took apart one of Marcus' stun guns, don't tell him.

 

! th!nk just en*ugh. bes!des, my pan !s a g!ft t* jell!cles, !t'd be a waste n*t t* use !t.

[he smirks smugly and sparks a little bit for show]

 

-throws their arms up and...-

Spoiler: Blingee

 

-grins and salutes him- Not a word. Your secret is safe with me.

 

Hm. I remember some mentions of people with similar traits.

 

I could push you ofur with a toothpick.

 

Spoiler: encrypted

JOSH IF YOU'RE STILL READING I WOULD MUCH APPRECIATE YOU LOOKING AWAY FOR A MINUTE

Remember how I said we all got our weak spots? I kinda super don't like comming on unsecured lines, even if I know the encryption we've got on right now is doing fragall. The wall might be crumbling and rusty, but it's still better than being in the open, if that makes sense?

[Wires isn't quite stupid enough to elaborate on that, but boy is it tempting.]

Interesting yeah, it's probably a neat bit of code, but... Eh. At least I have workarounds now to keep the worst of the everyday stuff from getting at me?

You're a blessing, thank you!

 

-amused snort noise-

 

Spoiler: encrypted

Yes, that makes sense! It's an anxiety thing?

 

Good. He would be mad.

Oh. Good, I mean... It's nice to know that humans aren't the only ones.

So do I! My headphones help me, and my hoodie.

 

y*u'd never get cl*se en*ugh.

[to prove his point, he levitates a couple of inches off the ground]

 

Is it very common in humans?

 

*To (attempt) to prove his point, he jabs a finger into Mistof's chest.*

 

Not really.

 

! let y*u d* that.

[he zaps rumtum, just a little bit, and returns to solid ground]

 

Spoiler: encrypted

Yep! Because we're supposed to run undercover for the most part it got way drilled into us, and now it's just kinda... stuck.

That's good! It's not technically physical hearing for me, it's just processed on the same relays, so I've got some... not quite buttons, but toggles kinda? To tone things down when I need to, even if I can't go Full 'Deaf'.

 

AGAIN, AGAIN.

 

I don't understand why it would make you unable to work, though. You build things, right? All you'd need is a quiet workspace and the resources?

 

y*u're d!sgust!ng.

[he does it again]

 

*His hair is sticking out on all sides.*

sinking a little pawliginous there, eh, felees?

;;3