shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by SHITPOSTING ALPHYS, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. Mistof Felees

    Mistof Felees New Member

    if i have to do it, so do you. it's only fair!

    out with the puns.
     
  2. Rumtum Tugger

    Rumtum Tugger New Member

    no thanks.

    I'D RAFUR MEWSE WHATEVER PUNS STRIKE MY FANCY.

    You only live nince.
     
  3. Mistof Felees

    Mistof Felees New Member

    then we're back t* square *ne
     
  4. juice

    juice sleepy aspiring entrepreneur

    it's the same way in my universe...that's sorta why i named my cat after you
     
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  5. totally not FL

    totally not FL lets do the trauma warp agaaaaaain

    my cat is named assface

    IF I HAD A CAT
     
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  6. Mr. Mistoffelees

    Mr. Mistoffelees The magical. The marvelous. Q.E.D

    [makes some tut-tutting noises but pointedly says nothing about cat name choices]
     
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  7. Rumtum Tugger

    Rumtum Tugger New Member

    NOT-CENSOR SOMETHING AMEWSING FOR ME, WILL YOU?
     
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  8. Mistof Felees

    Mistof Felees New Member

    eat me.
     
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  9. Rumtum Tugger

    Rumtum Tugger New Member

    *He looks suspiciously ready to do just that.*
     
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  10. Mistof Felees

    Mistof Felees New Member

    [he sends off a few warning sparks in no particular direction]
     
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  11. Rumtum Tugger

    Rumtum Tugger New Member

    (just a bite.)

    (A kitten nibble, really.)
     
  12. Alex Metzger

    Alex Metzger grumpy vegan

    If you think that's embarrassing, I've had cats named Sprinklewhiskers and Wigglebutt before.
     
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  13. Mistof Felees

    Mistof Felees New Member

    [he zaps him, a little harder than the previous times]

    see what y*u get.
     
  14. Rumtum Tugger

    Rumtum Tugger New Member

    SHOCK ME HARDER, LUSUS.
     
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  15. The Rum Tum Tugger

    The Rum Tum Tugger only likes what you don't

    *He looks slightly less pleased with himself.*
     
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  16. Mistof Felees

    Mistof Felees New Member

    D*N'T CALL ME LUSUS!!

    TH*SE ARE SH*UTP*LES
     
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  17. Rumtum Tugger

    Rumtum Tugger New Member

    *That is quite literally the worst thing Mistof could have replied with, and Tugger's grin widens.*

    apolofleas, lusus.
     
  18. Lissa Beijada-Pines

    Lissa Beijada-Pines [WT/Reverse/18+] love me and despair no more

    Lissa will dance with him!

    ((this is probably over by now but I was busy at work today!!!))
     
  19. Mr. Mistoffelees

    Mr. Mistoffelees The magical. The marvelous. Q.E.D

    I told you yours was bound to be awful, too.

    [he looks smug before glancing at troll!misto and wincing]

    Something, something philosophical about looking in a mirror and noticing all your imperfections, something.
     
  20. The Rum Tum Tugger

    The Rum Tum Tugger only likes what you don't

    (I'm not seeing a mirror over here, old friend.)

    (Perhaps one of those funny human twisted mirrors?)
     
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