shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

if i have to do it, so do you. it's only fair!

out with the puns.

 

no thanks.

I'D RAFUR MEWSE WHATEVER PUNS STRIKE MY FANCY.

You only live nince.

 

then we're back t* square *ne

 

it's the same way in my universe...that's sorta why i named my cat after you

 

my cat is named assface

IF I HAD A CAT

 

[makes some tut-tutting noises but pointedly says nothing about cat name choices]

 

NOT-CENSOR SOMETHING AMEWSING FOR ME, WILL YOU?

 

eat me.

 

*He looks suspiciously ready to do just that.*

 

[he sends off a few warning sparks in no particular direction]

 

(just a bite.)

(A kitten nibble, really.)

 

If you think that's embarrassing, I've had cats named Sprinklewhiskers and Wigglebutt before.

 

[he zaps him, a little harder than the previous times]

see what y*u get.

 

SHOCK ME HARDER, LUSUS.

 

*He looks slightly less pleased with himself.*

 

D*N'T CALL ME LUSUS!!

TH*SE ARE SH*UTP*LES

 

*That is quite literally the worst thing Mistof could have replied with, and Tugger's grin widens.*

apolofleas, lusus.

 

Lissa will dance with him!

((this is probably over by now but I was busy at work today!!!))

 

I told you yours was bound to be awful, too.

[he looks smug before glancing at troll!misto and wincing]

Something, something philosophical about looking in a mirror and noticing all your imperfections, something.

 

(I'm not seeing a mirror over here, old friend.)

(Perhaps one of those funny human twisted mirrors?)