Oh, monkey paw! That's not how you run a forum!

Rule: there's no need for mods to ever actually look at the forums. Or make any rules about what behavior is and isn't allowed there. They've got other stuff to do. Surely leaving a group of users ranging in potential ages from 5 to 17 completely to their own devices aside from a profanity filter will work just fine.

 

did you mean: Neopets
(I assume that is what the refrance? perhaps not)

 

I actually meant this, but Neopets was the same thing but more, yes.

 

rule: you are banned if you play the undertale genocide run.

 

rules: must own at least twelve lipsticks of different colors to post. mods must own at least twenty.

 

Rule: In the interests of EQUALITY, every user is on post moderation.

 

rule: only the rp accounts are on post moderation

 

Every thread is the shitpost rave.

 

All serious discussion must happen in a 1:5 ratio with an RP shitpost Greek chorus.

 

rule: everyone must post in a randomly selected homestuck character's quirk.

 

isn't that already a thing?

 

One randomly selected quirk for everyone, each person has a character randomly selected, or one is randomly selected for every post? :::PPP

 

option two was what i was originally picturing

 

Yeah but people have a tendency to bitch if we linger too much. Waaaah I find the rp out of the rp section annoying or whatever the fuck.

'k.

 

Posts are published a number of seconds after they're submitted determined by a random number generator.

 

TH1S 1S 4 GLOR1OUS 1D34 4ND FROM TH1S D4Y FORW4RD 1 W1LL TYP3 EXCLUS1V3LY 1N T3R3Z1'S QU1RK >:] R34D4B1L1TY WH4T R34D4B1L1TY

god it's especially fucking terrible in this font too what with all the numbers being aligned lower than the letters OW MY BRAIN

fake edit: that being said, I would be totally down for a General Chatter thread in which we just. y'know. discussed normal daily things except in characters' quirks. not in character, mind you, just like a character. also people who main Kanaya or Karkat would be cheating cheaters, LET'S GET SOME COMPLETELY UNREADABLE MITUNA QUIRK ALL UP INS

fake edit the second: oh also like we should assign each other quirks? based on personality/existing typing style/random-ass shit, though, not on Wanting To Be A Dick And Giving People Quirks They Can't Write In. I nominate @furrylatula for Cronus (obviously) and @LadyNighteyes for Vriska (because of the triple letters thing, btw, not because I think you're... anything like Vriska personality-wise). I can't be Terezi 'cause I picked her myself, unless you guys think that I do have the Terezi Aesthetic??

 

But cl3arly my obnoxious quirk should b3 using thr33s to r3plac3 l3tt3rs, not 3ights. Much mor3 th3matically coh3r3nt.

 

tsk tsk, uA said character quirks, and so it shall be! none of them pesky OCs here, no sir. (that is very thematically coherent, though. have you made a Threes Fantroll? that'd be cool.)