[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

I vote Jake. Maaaaaybe we can save him from Spider8itch? Maybe?

 

I'm imagining Feferi ditching Vriska to hang with Jake, and Vriska's "Ugh, so what's so gr8 a8out pages, huh????????" and hassled Tavros in the middle of a desk liasion...

 

Terezi now has a lot of like points towards Aradia, but Aradia is still at "don't know" status with Terezi.

The "don't know" status stays until you successfully talk about each conversation topic with them.

 

Oh my god, for some reason I didn't get notifications for upd8s to this thread and missed so much amazingness!
Tavros, you sneaky motherfucker! And yeah, I was also wondering why Eridan didn't have the "evil" trait!
Oh, and I think you said you thought about transferring in more students, so how about Damara? Then we would have 4 yanderes, which I think is a good number for drama potential!
Argh, I really wish for Roxy, Terezi and Aradia to have a loving threeway poly relationship! Nice and non-murderous, yes...
I'm also ridiculously invested in Sollux making friends D: (and eating properly!)

 

How is Tavris's total sex two, but they've had two vaginal encounters and one in the butt? Did they do something very unsanitary and it counted as one event???

I vote Eridan and an attempt at courting Gamzee, because I WILL NEVER LET GO. SOMEDAY I WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS TO WITNESS THE FABLED YANDERE^2.

 

Why stop at x2?

www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005420

 

I'm guessing one of Tavros' encounters featured both vaginal and anal, then, possibly fingers in one of them while fucking the other? The sneaky little thing. Gotta watch out for those quiet ones, sometimes they're sneakily getting up to lots of sneaky stuff.

 

C-can we do that? I mean, I guess Tavris proves that Yanderes will cheat on their datefriends... Yes, this is good. I vote this, a thousand times this.

 

(Cards acquired! If anyone has trait/item suggestions for the Dancestors I'm open to 'em.)

 

Good news everyone! While technically the game was created only for hetero and lesbian sex scenes, I found a mod that allows for hot yaois. The downside: it turns every penis+balls in the game into a pale Caucasian color (cock-asian, HA HA, these are the jokes people) so it looks downright bizarre on our grey and brown boys!

So, question: do y'all care enough about dude on dude action that you can ignore that discrepancy, or should we not bother and just do fade to black like the game does naturally?

 

Fuck it. Equality comes in all colors.
I'm sorry, apparently only one color. Whatever.

 

Huh, I'm surprised the game didn't have that option! Personally, I would say go for the mod (just imagine - Equius doing an ahegao!)

 

Do the mod. DO THE MOD

 

Sollux the male heartthrob.

 

Wait, the game allows gay guys to exist but not to have sex? Cruel. We must rectify this injustice, even if it causes some chromatic aberration. After all, what's one more aberration between friends?

 

BE STILL MY HEART. Unfortunately, no aheagao, though. :( Or any noises either, because there was never any male H sounds recorded.

This game was made very much with straight dudes in mind.

 

Well, put it on anyway. Equality!

 

Well, then, here's a sneak peek from a game I didn't save so you guys know what you're in for. It's TavDave! SICK FIRES.

Spoiler: dicks. dicks everywhere

 

those sure are strap-ons, boys

 

They look like they're glowing...