that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

my favorite is "why are you laughing" "hahaha I need blood"

 

That is definitely the face of a lady who works in customer service and has 100% had enough of you, but has enough practice to keep smiling.

 

Spoiler: large image

this robot, immediately after saying "okay, I will kill all humans" source

 

I meant to put that in "important reaction images" but this works too I guess

 

Loving the sinister turn this thread has taken

 

I have a very dark sense of humor.

 

It is very appreciated, keep on the dark goofs i love them as well

Edit: dark forums show me the forbidden goofs

 

Going to bed with the majesty of this image in my head. Not sure if regrets but very amused

 

Is it just me and my weird family or does everyone have a nicholas cage phase. I thought he was such hot shit when i was younger and my younger brother is only just coming out of his at the tender age of 16

 

I totally did too....

 

For months after my family finally sat down and watched Con Air (thanks, Homestuck) I would perambulate the house in the middle of the night, periodically intoning "HUMMBUUUURRRR" and clapping once, as if to drive away spirits. Nobody ever questioned this. Sometimes my sister joined in.

 

I saw a bunch of activity on my tungle so I looked and a new follower reblogged a bunch of stuff and the captions ans tags were, uh...



Either I've been followed by a shitpostbot, or someone is getting jollies off my neural net cooking reblogs that I'd really rather not know about

 

Condensed screaming.

 

monsters' inc. was a documentary

 

Oh my god they made batteries out of screams, was that movie a pun this whole time

 

I swear to god i was just in a pit of despair and im rising from the ashes from this stupid joke im going to bed before i feel like shit again this is the best

 

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/140508739392/the-neural-network-has-weird-ideas-about-what

I'm crying with laughter.

 

you can now eat the utter absence of meat

 

I can only imagine that this was part of the situation that eventually culminated in Crockpot Cold Water: you're completely out of food. Also the crockpot is broken.