shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by SHITPOSTING ALPHYS, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. Cosmina Kastellan

    Cosmina Kastellan Sergeant In Denial, Knight of Rage 18+

    Somevun sey fight? -pointy happy grin-
     
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  2. VVRENCH

    VVRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND | 18+

    !_!
    ^_^

    Yeah! I fucking LOVE shit like MMA but vampy strength makes shit a bit FUCKING difficult.
     
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  3. Integritas

    Integritas Broken Dove, Dead Bird | 18+

    I mean it's only really worth the effort of manipulating people into tantrums if at least one guy ends up in the hospital so by all means do break people.
    [Regards the jagers with a little sniff. It's not fun if the puppets dance without him telling them to]
     
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  4. The Jaeger Mirrors

    The Jaeger Mirrors Has both a literal and a metaphorical hammer

    -slaps @VVRENCH on the back with jager strength- Hyu needs to com run vit os!
     
  5. VVRENCH

    VVRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND | 18+

    *grunts*
    o_o
    ^_^

    Yeah maybe! I don't know, I'm kind of a lone uh... I like being alone. I fucked that up.

    ._.
     
  6. The Jaeger Mirrors

    The Jaeger Mirrors Has both a literal and a metaphorical hammer

    Duz dot mean hyu von't fight vit os? -exaggerated tusky sad face-
     
  7. Cosmina Kastellan

    Cosmina Kastellan Sergeant In Denial, Knight of Rage 18+

    How boutz jäger strength? Chust vun ting, eef hyu bite me hy bite back. Hyu iz gonna haff a fon trip or gets ded for real, gotz eet?
     
  8. VVRENCH

    VVRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND | 18+

    No! I will!
    O_O
    ^_^

    Oh
    ._.

    Yeah that's fine, I mean poison doesn't really get me unless it's Vryx. Which uh, not technically a poison I guess? Fucking shit is like-- It acts on the magic and biological stuff that makes vampires. It fucking KILLS vampires. I drink it diluted since I can't have beer, gets me GOOD and drunk.

    ._.
    o_o
    The hope is that I can become FUCKING IMMUNE LIKE A BADASS
    ^_^
     
  9. The Jaeger Mirrors

    The Jaeger Mirrors Has both a literal and a metaphorical hammer

    HEXCELLENT
    Hyu okay vit veapons or iz prefer feesticuffs?
    -pulls out his absurdly huge mallet-
     
  10. VVRENCH

    VVRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND | 18+

    !_!
    *pulls out a sledge hammer*
    HELL FUCKING YES!
     
  11. The Jaeger Mirrors

    The Jaeger Mirrors Has both a literal and a metaphorical hammer

    HOKAY! Ve iz haff FON! Keep op, Mina!
    -cheerfully flings himself at @VVRENCH-
     
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  12. Cosmina Kastellan

    Cosmina Kastellan Sergeant In Denial, Knight of Rage 18+

    Dot iz ether reelly svhtupi or reelly schmott.
    -pulls out a quarterstaff that look suspiciously like a solid iron fencepost. because it is-
     
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  13. Cosmina Kastellan

    Cosmina Kastellan Sergeant In Denial, Knight of Rage 18+

    -pounces-
     
  14. VVRENCH

    VVRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND | 18+

    YEAAAH FUCK YEAH!!
    >_<
    !_!

    *AND THERE WAS FITE I'm too lazy to actually FITE rp but IT HAPPENED AND IT WAS COOL*
     
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  15. Cosmina Kastellan

    Cosmina Kastellan Sergeant In Denial, Knight of Rage 18+

    -much fite, very grr, many pounces-
     
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  16. The Jaeger Mirrors

    The Jaeger Mirrors Has both a literal and a metaphorical hammer

    -fite ends as fun playfights usually do, which is with big ol' Mirrors on the bottom of the pile, snortlaughing delightedly-
     
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  17. Cosmina Kastellan

    Cosmina Kastellan Sergeant In Denial, Knight of Rage 18+

    -Mina wiggles until she is on top of the pile and loafs there, queen of the universe-
     
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  18. VVRENCH

    VVRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND | 18+

    *Happy vampy sigh*
    ^_^
    That was fun
     
  19. The Jaeger Mirrors

    The Jaeger Mirrors Has both a literal and a metaphorical hammer

    Iz nuttin like a good fight mit hyu peck end hyu friends! -pats VVrench's leg in a super friendly manner-
     
  20. Clover

    Clover Witch of Breath (18+)

    BEAT HIM UP, MINA!

    -Clover cheers.-
     
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