Shitposting Rave OOC

@cassikat I thought the cancer didn't hit the troll's home universe? The Alternian Empire was wiped away but the rest of the universe should be fine??

 

I'M BULLSHITTING CAUSE I'M ON MOBILE :'D

buuuT the cancer is bec noir and he definitely fucked over the troll's shit iirc?

 

OH WAIT OK GOD I'M A DINGUS

@Petra it WAS destroyed, because it was sn0wman, but i'm not sure how much karkat knows about that? so i'm gonna default to "idk but it's my fault, trust me"

 

That's always a safe position to take when playing Karkat.

 

blue handmaid for blue ford?

j/k

lissa's day has been bad enough

she thought she was going to get TWO boys to play with her and her sweetie, and she didn't get either

 

pff

Blue Handy is a thing I've had around since before I tried playing normal Handy. The bloodswap she's from was part of my project to make a series of 11 swaps and each with a different religion off which they were mirrored. I only got three down to any degree. Namely mutant Mindfang as Muhammad, mutant Dolorosa as the Buddha, and mutant Handmaid as Cú Chulainn. And really only the first two were really worked on, the first in particular with both the ancestors and dancestors getting work done for them.

anyway

i have decided upon a name based off the fact that she loves troll full metal alchemist

but now i must wonder at which point in her life to play her

possibly pre-and then troll muhammad kicked my ass and we got married and i did shit

 

It's been a while since i did an updated list of my subs oops

@Acalephe Princess Adult Bad End Verse @freshetWeaver . Slaver, Courtier, Acquisition Expert. Owner of @H.I.C.S.S. Gilded Chain
@Armory of Alyon Knight of Cybertron, Monoformer, Outlier-Carrier bonding with weaponsformers such as @Fidelis . May or may not be the reincarnation of Adaptus.
@H.I.C.S.S. Gilded Chain Adult Bad End Verse @aurumIlluminatrix . She's a ship. She's probably kind of insane. In a quadrantblurred clusterfuck relationship with @H.I.C.S.S Stardust Hunter
@Hydrablaze of Devisiun An idiot crushing on a mob boss. twin of @Sunburner of Devisiun .
@Integritas Dove, Demon of creativity, tainted innocence and muse of the wicked. Lover of @Pollux
@N-Series “Ping” Nr. 75-a Techfae version of @Scanner . In prison for being a shithead rebellious punk involved in a revolution.
@Officer Whiz Helicopter, Good Cop, Trined with @Refractor of Vos and @Aerobolt of Vos (in an AU, not in DT)
@Starscream Minimus II One of @Nichrome of Iacon 's kids. He's gonna be The Bestest Winglord Ever one day.
@Sunburner of Devisiun Things keep going wrong around him. Twin of @Hydrablaze of Devisiun , (ex-???) boyfriend of @Ghost!Pocket
@Voidborn Daughter of Unicron, Dimension hopper, sister of @Lord Polemarch . Herder of Sparks. Death became kind of complicated.

 

I just reported the post that first post was not quoting from but was a reply to. It was my post :) It should probably be at the top of the thread?

 

Just for clarification for what is going on with the Handmaid here. She's blueblooded and from an au in which everyone has been shifted up the hemospectrum a certain number of spaces. So everyone is still the exact same distance from each other. Just because of the shift Vantas is now Tyrian, Megido is blue, and, most importantly, Serket is mutant candy red.

 

yes it is a dune reference

mindfang has sandworms

 

i am so fucking glad, i thought that was a dune reference!

 

dune is my favorite problematic novel about an almost muhammad-like messiah figure in space arabia

 

Because Clover very strongly feels she's an excellent cook, every food she thinks up in the SPR is amazing.

I mean she IS an excellent cook but it goes beyond that, you know?

 

The joke is Circuit's younger timeline branch off is red for a troll. :D

 

It's a good thing they were distracted or they'd have been baffled over the machine people sometimes being considered synthetic fungoid

eta: lost a word. Kinda important one.

 

in which a teenage girl wants to eat the monster that looks like gelatin

i am so sorry moldsmal

you look like food

sexy wiggling food

 

Pfff. Child no, it´s moldsmall.

 

you think that'll stop lyra

highborns drink fucking hemlock as a funtime happy drug

god damn moldsmall looks like gelatin though and i love it for that