shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

*happy dance*
*moldsmall is sparing you*
*you earned 0 XP and 12 gold*

*moldsmall is a mold, and does not know*

 

Huh. Somewhere still does physical currency. Shiny currency.

 

... I MADE A PUN! OH NO!

I GET MYSELF DUNKED ON AND BANISH MYSELF TO THE GAY BABY SHED!

... MAPS? ON ME? IN ME? WHAT THE HECKLE!

WHERE IS MY BROTHER SANS? DO ANY OF YOUR MAPS KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?

I ATTACK U WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK FROM INSIDE THE SHED AND IT EXPLODES!

 

"The Papyrus I know was with Sans, so I have no idea."

"I'm not his consort. I'm his heir and Lordan, but things between us are tense."

"We really should get into some trouble together, don't you agree?"

 

I'M GOING TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST--WHEN PEOPLE CAN FOLLOW MY LINE OF THOUGHT PERFECTLY, I START TO WORRY FOR THE HEALTH OF THEIR PAN.

 

THE PAPYRUS U KNOW IS ABOUT TO HAVE A B A D T I M E! NO ONE STEALS MY BROTHER SANS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

 

What? But it was funny! No come back!

Oh, well that's the same here too. He talks about it sometimes and he says he's scared of you a lot. Or maybe not a lot, because he is very quiet a lot of the time. It has come up though. I think it's why he runs away. Which I get. It's not that fun being locked up all the time.

This is all a secret though.

Well that's just kind of odd. Pans are things you cook with, not things that are healthy. Unless it's a joke. Which it probably is.

 

As long as it's sanctioned. I want someone to officially blame if we burn down half a city. -laughing-

It was a joke. Papyrus is also a kind of paper, named for the reeds it's made from. It's also a font. -she draws the last word in Papyrus in the air as she says it-

 

URGH. HUMANS.

[he taps his head and makes an exaggerated "duh" expression]

THIS IS MY THINKPAN. YOU WOULD CALL IT A BRAIN, WHICH IS A STUPID DUMB NONSENSE WORD AND I WILL NOT ABIDE BY IT

 

Aren't all words stupid nonsense words though?

 

PUNS ARE THE BASEST FORM OF COMEDY!

BUT I AM THE GREATEST PAPYRUS!

 

It made me laugh so there. It can't be that bad.

 

SOME ARE LESS NONSENSE THAN OTHERS! FOR EXAMPLE: THINK AND PAN ARE BOTH WORDS THAT MEAN THINGS. YOU PUT THEM TOGETHER, AND A THINKPAN MAKES SENSE. WHAT DOES BRAIN EVEN MEAN? IT'S AS BAD AS "FRIDGE" INSTEAD OF THERMAL HULL OR "TOILET" INSTEAD OF LOAD GAPER. PLUS, THEN YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE A PRIM FUCK SIPPING DAINTILY ON THEIR LEAF WATER. LIFEHACK.

 

ONCE U'VE MET MY BROTHER SANS, U'LL YEARN FOR A WORLD WITHOUT PUNS!

 

No, no what I mean is that even when you break it down what you have are two more nonsense words. What even is thinking anyway? But we figured out what it is and you did too and then you stuck the words together. We just use brain instead. But they're all kind of dumb nonsense words at the end of things. I think.

I don't bet on that.

 

HE WILL DRIVE U DOWN THE BEND WITH HIS INFURIATINGLY FREQUENT WORDPLAY! BUT U'LL END UP LOVING HIM ANYWAYS!

 

OH, I UNDERSTOOD PERFECTLY. HOWEVER: MINE ARE STILL BETTER, AND I WILL CLIMB UP THIS DIRT LUMP, STICK MY FLAG IN IT, AND DIE HERE.

IT WILL BE A TESTAMENT TO LOWBLOOD PRIDE EVERYWHERE. PEOPLE WILL FLOCK FROM AROUND THE WORLD TO LOOK AT MY SKELETON IN WONDERMENT.

"WHAT A STUPID CAUSE" SOME WILL SAY. BUT I, I WILL KNOW.

 

MY SKELETON IS ME AND IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!

 

I've always been partial to 'braincase' myself.

 

Then I will just have to find another hill, which is what dirt lumps are to me. I don't have a flag but I'm sure I could stitch something that'd look nice and actually say "all words are dumb nonsense words". Equally so.