shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[She quietly sits down next to him, leaning against his side.]
Hello, love.

 

I mostly just wanna get drunk and hug my friends. I'm not a very good Liege.

 

w8 is there ANOTHER GODDAMN CLUSTRE

fuck man, dealin with the one in the aerth was bad enough

 

YEAH, A CLUSTER*FUCK*

 

-he leans back, silently, bumping his helm against hers-

 

[He shrugs.] I honestly couldn't say. The title isn't very well-used; you'd have to ask Unicron about actual expectations.

A universal cluster... in a planet? That sounds... disastrous. And interesting, but mostly disastrous.

 

Interesting! I wonder if I could measure the space where it used to be then. There should be an empty space. I wonder what fills it. Hm. Might be a good idea to fill it, I don´t know what random empty spaces will do, they might suck things in.

-noofs- You could help me.

 

@Unicron ? Boss? What's my job?

 

I couuuld... but you'd have to convince me.

-She summons up a cube of fizzy gold engex and sips.-

 

Yes, please let it fill back in. They tend to make black holes in material planes, though the emptiness is usually safe enough on immaterial levels... physically safe, I should say, not necessarily supportive of material-mortal perception or mental state...

 

-pouts at her- Won´t you do it for science?

What´s wrong? I´m just testing stuff!

 

And testing stuff here, where no one can be hurt, is fine! But I think your friends and shipmates would be much safer if you set up a containment field if you practice that power while you're back awake on the TEAM.

 

Nope!

-She gives him a big shit-eating grin.-

 

Well ok. But I dunno what sort of fiel is gonna be strong enough.

 

you are mean and impeding the march of progress you know.

 

Maybe I already figured it out. I'm a genius, you know.

 

Exactly. Your sire's good at science too, she might have ideas.

 

Well tell me then! -"I dare you" look-

 

This place responds to thought and expectations. Figure it out from there, grasshopper!

 

[She snuggles up shamelessly, draping her cape around his shoulders too.]