shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[wordless shrieking]

 

It's his first language and my second, keep your horns on.

 

िٱɗﻉɭٱร ฝคกՇﻉɗ Շѻ ﻭٱ۷ﻉ ץѻપ ค ๓ﻉรรคﻭﻉ

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Fidelis wanted to give you a message

ٱ ﻭપﻉรรﻉɗ
ٱ ɗѻก'Շ ๓ٱกɗ organics

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I guessed
I don't mind

 

ɦٱร ρคɼՇٱƈપɭคɼ ƈપɭՇપɼﻉ ٱกƈɭપɗﻉร ƈѻપƈɦٱกﻭ ՇﻉซՇ ٱก ۷คɼٱѻપร รץกՇคƈՇٱƈคɭ ɼﻉกɗﻉɼٱกﻭร, ﻉคƈɦ ρﻉɼรѻกคɭ Շѻ Շɦﻉ รρﻉคᛕﻉɼ܁ ๒ѻՇɦ ρɼٱ๓คɭ คกɗ પɭՇٱ๓คɭ คɼﻉ คρρคɼﻉกՇɭץ ƈѻ๓ٱกﻭ Շɦɼѻપﻭɦ คร ρคɼՇٱƈપɭคɼɭץ กครՇץ "۹પٱɼᛕร" ѻก ɦٱร ﻉกɗ܁

Spoiler: translation

His particular culture includes couching text in various syntactical renderings, each personal to the speaker. Both Primal and Ultimal are apparently coming through as particularly nasty "quirks" on his end.

 

ՇɦคՇ'ร िપกกץ
รપƈᛕร Շѻ ๒ﻉ ɦٱ๓
-there's a pause, then Rage says, with inappropriate cheer-
คกץ ѻि Շɦﻉ ѻՇɦﻉɼร ɗٱﻉɗ รٱกƈﻉ กﻉซપร?

Spoiler

That's funny
Sucks to be him

Any of the others died since Nexus?

 

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Spoiler: translation

MY HORNS REMAIN FIRMY ROOTED TO MY SKULL, BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT A FUCKING HAT. HOW HARD IS THIS TO COMPREHEND? ANYWAY!! I GET THAT IT'S INVOLUNTARY, OR THE ONLY THING HE SPEAKS OR WHATEVER, BUT I DO NOT HAVE THE GIFT OF GAB AND RETAIN THE RIGHT TO BITCH AS MUCH AS MY MALFORMED PUMP BISCUIT DESIRES, **WITHOUT ANY EXPECTATION OF CHANGE!**
SHRIEKING MY MISERY TO THE VOID, IF YOU WILL.

GO FOR IT! UNLESS THE MESSAGE IS PICKING ME UP AND POPPING MY HEAD OFF LIKE ONE WOULD A BEETLE, IN A HILARIOUS TWIST OF EVENTS. IN THAT CASE I'D LIKE TO REQUEST A CHANCE TO COMPOSE MY LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT BEFORE GETTING MY JUST DESSERTS.

 

-Rage laughs almost soundlessly-
िٱɗﻉɭٱร รคٱɗ Շѻ Շﻉɭɭ ץѻપ...
-he pauses, then speaks in neocybex. He's rather more fluent than Fidelis is-
'Suck my spike'.

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Fidelis said to tell you

 

... Likely the Dead Universe, I suppose.

 

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE, THOUSANDS OF SWEEPS OLD

 

[She waves and then bows elegantly]
Archive! Meet Rage, another of my darling bondmates. Rage, this is the carrier Fidelis and I met recently!

[She laughs, blowing any impression of innocence and manners she ever had]

 

๓ٱɭɭٱѻกร܁ िٱɗﻉɭٱร ٱร ѻɭɗﻉɼ Շɦคก ๓ﻉ

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Millions. Fidelis is older than me

 

-brief stare, mostly polite head bob-

-another near-soundless laugh-

 

[Vector loses some of his cheer; he actually seems to fade out a little.]
܁܁܁ץﻉร܁ Շฝѻ ɦค۷ﻉ ƈѻ๓ﻉ ๒คƈᛕ िɼѻ๓ Շɦﻉ ฝﻉɭɭ ՇɦคՇ ฝﻉ ᛕกѻฝ ѻि܁

Spoiler: translation

...yes. Two have come back from the Well that we know of.

Fair enough! Be warned that the void may occasionally shriek back, though. [He winks.]

Is that what they're calling it now?

If he's speaking Ultimal, he's actually somewhere in the neighborhood of at least twelve million, up to... eh, a billion or so? Things started branching out-- or getting cut off, whichever you please-- after the twelve mil point, because that's what happens when you separate populations.

 

Huh, interesting. Well I hope whoever is there doesn´t mind a chunk of granite.

 

-with actual curiosity-
ฝɦคՇ ɗٱɗ Շɦﻉץ ɗٱﻉ ѻि?

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What did they die of?

 

AND YOU'RE NOT EMBARRASSED AT ALL BY BANTERING WITH THE NINE SWEEP OLD ORGANIC HAVING A TANTRUM?

AT WHICH POINT I'LL FIRE BACK A SICK MOVE I LIKE TO CALL "SHRIEKING LOUD ENOUGH THAT THE VOLUME OF MY RAGE SHOOTS ME THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE AND INTO THE UNFORGIVING VACUUM OF SPACE"

 

-Archive bows, beaming.-

How are you doing, Armory, Rage?

 

ƈคก'Շ ๒ﻉ ฝѻɼรﻉ Շɦคก ๒คกﻭ คกɗ ρѻฝ ѻก รѻɗٱપ๓

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Can't be worse than Bang and Pow on sodium

ٱ'๓ ﻭѻѻɗ

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I'm good

 

My name is Archive of Caminus, and it's a pleasure to meet you!

 

[She gently smooches Rage's cheek and pulses a little bit of concern over the link.
Rage shouldn't start a fight on accident! If he's starting one on purpose that's different of course, but she worries about the accidental part.]