shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

ρɭﻉครપɼﻉ
-he seems to withdraw back into himself a little-

Spoiler

Pleasure

 

Would you like to be left alone?

 

We're doing quite well! Socializing even! Maybe I should bring the twins here at some point, but they're rather... ah... excitable.

 

NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS, BUT I AM GOING TO GIVE FIDELIS THE MULTIVERSE'S OLDEST WIGGLER AWARD NOW. IT'S TRULY AN HONOR. PITY YOU COULDN'T QUITE WIN IT, BUT THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT EON!

 

ٱ ɭﻉՇ คɼ๓ѻɼץ ɗѻ Շɦﻉ Շคɭᛕٱกﻭ પรપคɭɭץ

Spoiler

I let Armory do the talking usually

 

[She catches his hand, gently carressing it. Pulsing Reassurance over the link. She's here, it's okay.]

 

☞︎❒︎♋︎♑︎ ♐︎❒︎♋︎♑︎♑︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⍓︎♏︎♋︎♒︎✏︎

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Frag fragging yeah!

 

Bang and Pow are our other bondmates. They are rather young in comparison to the rest of our species, and very energetic and excitable. Twin pistols and practically inseparable.

 

Ah... I usually let Index do the talking. It can be hard! Very hard.

Fidelis, hi!

 

[He fades out further, now practically dull metal-grey and faint streaks of purple. When he speaks, it's in full formal Primal.]
⚐︎◻︎⧫︎♓︎❍︎◆︎⬧︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ︎♏︎♑︎♋︎⧫︎❒︎□︎■︎◆︎⬧︎ ♌︎□︎⧫︎♒︎ ⧫︎□︎□︎&︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎♓︎❒︎ □︎⬥︎■︎ ⬧︎◻︎♋︎❒︎&︎⬧︎. ⚐︎◻︎⧫︎♓︎❍︎◆︎⬧︎ ⬧︎♒︎□︎❒︎⧫︎●︎⍓︎ ♌︎♏︎♐︎□︎❒︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♏︎■︎♎︎ □︎♐︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⬥︎♋︎❒︎︎ ⬥︎♒︎♓︎●︎♏︎ ❍︎□︎⬧︎⧫︎ □︎♐︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ❒︎♏︎⬧︎⧫︎ □︎♐︎ ◆︎⬧︎ ❒︎♋︎■︎︎ ︎♏︎♑︎♋︎⧫︎❒︎□︎■︎◆︎⬧︎... ⚐︎■︎⍓︎⌧︎ ♍︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎ ⧫︎♏︎●︎●︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⬥︎♒︎♏︎■︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ♒︎□︎⬥︎. ✋︎ ♒︎♋︎❖︎♏︎■︎︎⧫︎ ♋︎⬧︎&︎♏︎♎︎. ☟︎♏︎ ●︎♏︎♐︎⧫︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ ♋︎ ❒︎♏︎♋︎⬧︎□︎■︎︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ✋︎ ⬧︎⧫︎♓︎●︎●︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ♓︎■︎♐︎❒︎♓︎■︎♑︎♏︎ □︎■︎ ♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ◻︎❒︎♓︎❖︎♋︎♍︎⍓︎.

Spoiler: translation, suicide mention

Optimus and Megatronus both took their own sparks. Optimus shortly before the end of the war, while most of the rest of us ran; Megatronus... Onyx could tell you when and how. I haven't asked. He left for a reason, and I still will not infringe on his privacy.

[Oh look, something to laugh at. That's... that's a good change. It sounds rather weaker than his previous good cheer.]

 

[She is cuddling both of her boys now]
Everyone has their strengths. Not everyone needs to be a communicator.
[She is smiling]

Sounds... sad...

 

[snicker]

♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎

Spoiler: t...translation?

aaaaaaa

AH, THE SOFT WARM GLOW OF ENLIGHTENMENT. I SEE! WHAT'S THIS ABOUT SALT, THEN?

AND DO YOU STILL WANT TO MURDER ME.

 

-he listens to this intently, slowly dipping his head as the words continue. When he speaks, he sounds enormously regretful-
รՇٱɭɭ ѻกɭץ ค ρɼٱ๓ﻉ ƈคก ᛕٱɭɭ ค ρɼٱ๓ﻉ

Spoiler

Still only a prime can kill a prime

คɼ๓ѻɼץ ٱร ๒ﻉՇՇﻉɼ คՇ ٱՇ Շɦคก ๓ﻉ

Spoiler

Armory is better at it than me

 

Salt? Ah, you mean Sodium! It is a highly energetic mineral and often times used as a relatively harmless low-effectivity performance enhancer when eating small tablets or dissolving it in one's fuel.
And... hm... probably not? You are behaving yourself.

 

-he snuggles into her mournfully-

 

You are doing really well, love.
[She gently hugs him close]

 

✌︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎✏︎✏︎
-he likes this shouting contest-

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

 

...I'm biased on that point.

ѻɦ, ٱ ɗѻก'Շ ᛕกѻฝ, ٱ ɦﻉคɼ Շɦﻉ ﻉก۷ٱɼѻก๓ﻉกՇ ٱร ɗѻٱกﻭ ค กપ๓๒ﻉɼ ѻก ค๓คɭﻭค๓ѻપร܁ รՇคɼร ѻกɭץ ᛕกѻฝ ฝɦคՇ'ร ɦคρρﻉกﻉɗ Շѻ รѻɭપร, ρɼٱ๓ค ﻝપรՇ܁܁܁ ۷คกٱรɦﻉɗ܁܁܁

Spoiler: translation

Oh, I don't know, I hear the environment is doing a number on Amalgamous. Stars only know what's happened to Solus, Prima just... vanished...

 

Yeah. Dexie is really good at it... I'm garbage, haha.

 

܁܁܁ٱ'๓ รѻɼɼץ܁ ՇɦคՇ ٱ รՇคɼՇﻉɗ ٱՇ܁

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...I'm sorry. That I started it.