shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-shrugs-
๓ﻉ Շѻѻ

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Me too

 

No, like... really garbage.

 

-stares. He's speaking a dead language. That's pretty garbage when it comes to actual communication-
܁܁܁ץﻉร܁ ๓ﻉ Շѻѻ܁

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...yes. me too

 

I haven't talked to someone other than Index in a thousand years. Oh! Except for Congessi. That was hard.

 

WELL, THAT'S NOT AT ALL WHAT SALT DOES FOR ME! SOUNDS KIND OF LIKE SUGAR?? AT ANY RATE, I AM THRILLED THAT I'M NOT GOING TO BE REMEMBERED AS KARKAT, HE WHO WAS RIGHTFULLY SQUASHED FOR BEING A SPITEFUL AND PETTY PIECE OF SHIT. THIS IS MY THRILLED FACE.

♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎

[quite possibly the quietest shout karkat has ever made, but he's not going to give up his joke that might not even be coming through! he gestures to his shirt and raises his eyebrows. the input might not be anything close to his sign in actuality, but oh well. not the first time he's looked stupid]

 

...no. It's fine. I was giving history lessons earlier, and they... they were part of that.

I think I'm done for now, though.

 

ѻપՇรٱɗﻉ ѻि ɦﻉɼﻉ ٱ ɦค۷ﻉก'Շ Շคɭᛕﻉɗ Շѻ รѻ๓ﻉѻกﻉ กѻՇ คɼ๓ѻɼץ ѻɼ िٱɗﻉɭٱร ѻɼ ๒คกﻭ คกɗ ρѻฝ ٱก Շฝﻉɭ۷ﻉ ๓ٱɭɭٱѻก ץﻉคɼร

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Outside of here I haven't talked to someone not Armory or Fidelis or Bang and Pow in twelve million years

กѻ, ٱ ๓ﻉคก܁ ٱ'๓ รѻɼɼץ ٱ ᛕٱɭɭﻉɗ กﻉซપร

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No, I mean. I'm sorry I killed Nexus

 

Oh. Well.

You're doing a pretty good job of it.

 

-staaares. Somehow. Despite being a sword-
︎♒︎⍓︎ ♒︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♑︎□︎⧫︎ ♋︎ ⬧︎❍︎♋︎●︎●︎ ♋︎ □︎■︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎❒︎ ♍︎♒︎♏︎⬧︎⧫︎✍︎✍︎✍︎✍︎

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Why have you got a small a on your chest????

 

Շɦคกᛕ ץѻપ
-pause, while he remembers his manners-
ץѻપ Շѻѻ?

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Thank you
You too?

 

Oh...

Aw shush you're doing well!

[She wants to answer but the Primal Vernacular shouting is too funny she just stifles a giggle]

Aw no, darling-
[She pulls him fully into her lap, fussing and petting.]
You didn't decide to do it, it's not your fault.

 

You didn't, unless you're secretly Galvatron with a new rebuild and a better voice. But I would much appreciate a change of topic.

 

-cuddlecling, much sad face-

܁܁܁กѻՇ ﻭคɭ۷คՇɼѻก
-sadface. Even the Primes never realised he was a person-
รѻɼɼץ܁ ฝٱɭɭ ๒ﻉ ۹પٱﻉՇ܁

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Not Galvatron
Sorry. Will be quiet

 

THIS IS MY SIGN, IT DESIGNATES WHAT CASTE A TROLL IS BY THEIR EXACT BLOOD SHADE. EXCEPT IN MY CASE? I'M NOT SUPER INTERESTED IN ADVERTISING MY BLOOD ANY LOUDER THAN MY GLANCE NUGGETS ALREADY DO, EVEN IF IT WON'T GET ME KILLED ANYMORE. HENCE THE GREY.

WHY IS MY SIGN YOUR SMALL A? THE MULTIVERSE IS FULL OF HILARIOUS AND WACKY HIJINKS.

 

Do you like music?

 

[Petpetpet smooch fuss cuddle]
You don't need to be quiet, you can talk to me and Archive instead, yes love?

 

︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎︎⬧︎ ♌︎●︎□︎□︎♎︎✍︎

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What's blood?

 

-hides in Armory's chestplates and cloak- ѻᛕคץ

ٱՇ'ร คɭɭ ɼٱﻭɦՇ? กﻉ۷ﻉɼ ɦﻉคɼɗ ๓પƈɦ

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It's all right? Never heard much

 

That's not what I-- you don't have to-- oh, scrap it all. [Vector vanishes, the space where he was twisting for a moment.]

 

[She rubs along his backstruts gently but firmly. She's here and she will protect him, nothing bad can happen to him ever.]

Just st-... aw slag.
[She makes a small rude gesture in the direction of where Vector vanished, conveniently hidden by a fold of her cape.]