shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[he pops a sickle out of his sylladex and for a second it looks like he's gonna nick his palm before grimacing and putting the sickle back]

EH???? IT'S LIKE...LIQUID WITH STUFF "ORGANICS" NEED IN IT? AND IT FLOWS ALL THROUGH US TO DELIVER THAT STUFF TO EVERY PART OF OUR FLESH HUSKS. HUMANS ONLY HAVE THE ONE COLOR, BUT FOR TROLLS WE HAVE AN EXCITING AND WONDEROUS RAINBOW OF COLORS. MY COLOR IS WRONG. I AM NOT EXPLAINING ANY FURTHER, YOU CAN ASK SOME OTHER TROLL OR ONE OF THE EVER GROWING CROWD OF PEOPLE I'VE EDUCATED IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE.

 

☜︎■︎♏︎❒︎♑︎□︎■︎ ♍︎□︎❍︎♏︎⬧︎ ♓︎■︎ ♍︎□︎●︎□︎◆︎❒︎⬧︎ □︎⧫︎♒︎♏︎❒︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎■︎ ◻︎♓︎■︎&︎✍︎✍︎✍︎

Spoiler

Energon comes in colours other than pink???

 

-Rage has a safe. Rage has a safe and that is worth so much-

 

isnt ur color the same as humn color

like

red

idk how thats worng unless ive only seen humans with weird bliod sshit goin on

i mean ur not human but idk anythibg about trolls?? do u have that dumb hair that stucks up like delicous soft serve orrrrrr

 

[he runs his hands through his hair and makes a wordless noise of frustration]

YES.

HUMANS HAVE RED.

TROLLS HAVE RUST, BROWN, YELLOW, OLIVE, JADE, TEAL, CERULEAN, BLUE, INDIGO, VIOLET, AND TYRIAN. MINE IS NONE OF THOSE COLORS. IT IS REALLY NOT THAT HARD TO COMPREHEND!! I SWEAR TO FUCK, I AM CONSTANTLY HAVING WIGGLER SCHOOLFEEDING TIME AROUND HERE.

THERE'S OTHER TROLLS, BUT NOOOOO, IT'S FUNNY WHEN KARKAT GETS PISSED OFF AND STARTS SHOUTING AT PEOPLE, LET'S MAKE *HIM* EXPLAIN WHY HE'S INFERIOR IN EVERY WAY! OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER. HE DOESN'T MIND, THE ONLY FEELING KARKAT EVER HAS IS "ANGRY" DON'T YOU KNOW?

 

Mine is blue.

 

k but how was i suposed 2 kno that kitkat

shit now i wanna kitkat

 

-in a manner that could be interpreted as soothing-
︎♋︎●︎❍︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♐︎❒︎♋︎♑︎ ♎︎□︎⬥︎■︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ♒︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ♋︎ ♎︎❒︎♓︎■︎&︎ ✋︎ ◻︎❒︎□︎❍︎♓︎⬧︎♏︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ♎︎♓︎♎︎■︎︎⧫︎ ♍︎□︎❍︎♏︎ □︎◆︎⧫︎ □︎♐︎ ♋︎■︎⍓︎□︎■︎♏︎✏︎✏︎
-how is the sword offering an energon cube? Who knows, but it is-

Spoiler

Calm the frag down and have a drink I promise it didn't come out of anyone!!

-cheerfully- ✡︎□︎◆︎︎❒︎♏︎ ⬥︎♏︎♓︎❒︎♎︎

Spoiler

You're weird

 

-She flinches.-

 

What´s a kitkat?
-a robot lynx sniff at the gem-

 

THEN GO *GET* ONE AND STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS THAT I'VE EXPLAINED TEN THOUSAND TIMES OVER, RIGHT AFTER I TOLD SOMEONE ELSE TO GO CONSULT THE VERITABLE ARMY OF TROLLS SKITTERING AROUND IN HERE BENEATH THE GIANT METAL FEET OF THESE FUCKS.

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!

IS THAT EVEN SOMETHING I CAN DRINK OR IS IT FANCY MOTOR OIL? AND ANOTHER THING! WHY THE *FUCK* WOULD A BEVERAGE COME OUT OF SOMEONE UNLESS YOU'RE A RAINBOW DRINKER? IS THIS SYNTHESIZED CORPSE WATER?

 

Because we drink energon because our bodies need it? And then it gets processed in the veins and used up. And then we need more.

 

[Gently kisses the tip of his nose] I love you a lot and will not let anything bad happen to you, alright?

[Gently kocks her knuckles against his blade scoldingly] Fidelis, you're being mean.

You're wonderful. How come it's blue? Unless you don't want to talk about it?

 

Our sparks are starved.

 

!
That is unfortunate. I... do you want fuel? I have fuel somewhere.
[... how is this femme such a ball of pure omnidirectional motherhenning?]

 

YEAH, I DON'T DO THAT, AND I DON'T WANT IT! YOU CAN HAVE IT FOR ALL THE SHITS I GIVE. BY ALL MEANS, ENJOY

 

...the TEAM provides more than enough fuel for me and Index. The rations are very large and rich.

 

Oh good good! Unless it causes you fuel tank complications, but hopefully the medical staff is competent to help with that?

 

Yes.

 

... Ah, silly me, if my fussing goes on your wires, just tell me!