shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I- I hope so!

 

[Nods.]

 

Er... I feel like that was pretty awkward. I just think you're smart and like research and history like I do?

 

...is ascertaining relation status awkward? Archive has proven reliable trade partner so far, that's all.

 

-She deflates a bit.-

Right.

 

...?

 

Nothing!

 

Okay? [Shrug. Archive isn't her crewmate, she has no reason or standing to pry.]

 

-pops into the rave looking tired. Their hair and jacket are singed, and they're muttering darkly about having to sleep after there were "assholes on their SHIP"-

 

Did I hear someone call yours truly innocent and gentle? Why let me applaud everyone for their incredibly good information with outstanding truth content.
[He's grinning, snuggling up to his """"evil"""" twin]

 

YOU'RE NOT LIKELY TO GET ANY FEWER ASSHOLES HERE, YOU KNOW! I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE, AS BOTH THE ASSHOLER AND THE ASSHOLEE

 

At least you're not invading my GODDAMN SHIP! -flailing-

 

FAIR ENOUGH! I TAKE IT THAT DIDN'T GO VERY WELL FOR YOU, GIVEN YOUR GENERAL "LIGHTLY CRISPED" AESTHETIC AT THE MOMENT. UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU RELAX BY CLIMBING INTO YOUR HEATED COOK COMPARTMENT. I'M SURE IT'S NICE AND TOASTY

 

We won, but there was a fight. Their fucking Kelesh managed to shoot me. Dodged the first laser, not the second one. He's fertilizing the onboard gardens now.

 

Catch laser?

 

I caught the laser with my face, yes.

 

Mi! That´s not how you catch a laser. You catch it in your paws!

 

-looks properly admonished-

 

-nods- Mi! -pounces up, expecting tribute in form of pettins-

 

-picks up the Mi and places it on her shoulder, delivering pettins- You're a curious little critter, aren't you?