[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

Oh for fucking fuck. So my save editing mod doesn't recognize any of the mods I downloaded, so I can't change any of the students without transferring them out and putting their new versions in.

 

FUCK IT, let's play Equius and creep on people.

 

"Evil" I think mainly just means "Will murder exes who hook up with someone else." From what I've seen anyway. (I admit it, I watched a Let's Play. The LPer was really obnoxious though. He kept getting all butthurt that the cartoon characters didn't want to go study with him.)

*edit* Oh hey, look at me not checking if the thread has been updated in the past half-hour since I loaded the page...

 

This is gonna be great.

 

I have to ask, why is this in Top Serket? I have friends who need to see this but who don't feel like actually signing up just to read this thread. :(

 

It's Sunday! That means no school. Sundays are also when couples go on dates, but who cares about couples, we're Equius. We don't have time for such 100dicrous horse e%crement.

Still, we should probably check the statue, especially to optimize prime creeping.



So Dave likes Tavros...



Tavros likes Karkat....



Karkat can't stand how attracted he is to Equius, who last I checked, still couldn't give a single solitary fig about the mutant.

But that's okay, because Karkat ALSO seems like Jane.



But he'll have to get in line, DAMN, Jane. I mean....dang. The curvaceous filly sure has attracted quite the herd of suitors.



And the hate grows...be careful, Fef.



Jake, I refuse to believe you went into a relationship with Feferi without knowing about Vriska. At this rate, Vriska's had Feferi in like every room of the school. She's plastering the walls with explicit photos of them.

And how do people feel about Equius?



Wow, that is a...large amount of sexual harassment going on. But plus side: more friendly statuses than I expected.



He's a foalish buffoon but he's also my best friend, so...yes. I find this acceptable.



Jake. I demand you come with me to train so you can become STRONG so you won't die horribly running away from Vriska.



As if there were any doubt.



Working out is always better...with a friend.

YOU HEARD NOTHING. Now, to hone the mind as a true gentleman of nobility!

Oh. There's Karkat. Well...I suppose we can be polite.



Mutant, I mean...Vantas. You are the e%pert of romance, so I STRONGLY insist you tell me about se%. For science. Don't question it.





Oh, my. I need to go. There's a robot I need to work on. In the club room.






D-Dirk! Apologies for intruding.

And then for some reason I didn't save the screen of his reaction when I clicked on him, but all it was was him grabbing his wrist and laughing while blushing.

As long as he's in a...good mood...let's ask him about romance.



Seems legit and also scarily canon.

 

Probably because porn? I guess?

 

Sorry, but I'm wary about too much attention and also felt it more appropriate to be where the other NSFW stuff was. But if people really want it moved to a more accessible forum, I can see if someone can move it.

 

I guess it's good to see Dirk is so, uh, enthusiastic about club activities?
Also, awww, Jake and Equius being best bros, that's cute :D

(Oh, and thank you for the link to the mod, friend!)

 

That's understandable! I'll just try to get my friends to join. :P (It's only like one or two people, fwiw, so I'm not showing too many peeps.)

 

Just two men enjoying each other's company while naked. Tr001y, our friendship is STRONG.

So, Jake, tell me about your relationship with the princess.



Understandable. She is royal, and thus far superior to either of us. Er...and...how are things...concupiscently?





Then Jake ran away while Equius stood there, shaking and steaming and making strangled noises.

Out in the hall, Dirk asks everyone to come study with him, but Equius is the only one who goes with him.





Thank you, Dirk. Your intellect is also pleasant to behold.

More people show up and Equius decides to offer to study with everyone.



And then he proceeded to doodle over the library table in crayon.



It was my pleasure.



Your confidence is as charming as it is misplaced.



Ugh, all this socializing is exhausting. Back to creeping.



He'll never see me.



Porn music happened and Terezi and Roxy started humping in the middle of the street....just as Aradia entered the scene. She actually laughed maniacally and started a mad dash straight for them!



And then very intense music that sounded similar to the fight music started and I have no idea what happened because no one was swinging any fists. Then Aradia ran away. Concerned, Equius goes after her and...



OH JEGUS, I'M SORRY, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME. Quick, calm her down!



Really? You're going to pretend you didn't just laugh like you were deeply unhinged? Aradia, I know it's hard to see your girlfriend humping someone else, but perhaps you could come to understand that other person, and then you could become involved in a really nice threeway romance...



You sound so happy when you talk but you frighten me more than all the yanderes combined.

 

Well, thinking about it, I'm being kind of dumb. There's no reason to assume I'll become internet famous for this, after all. So yeah, I'm on board for it being moved. Sorry. >_>

Please do! I changed my mind, sorry.

 

I'm 99% sure this is just canon though?

#like don't get me wrong #aradia is my favorite character in ANYTHING EVER #she is my precious child and a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world too pure #but she is also kind of creepy and weird #it's a family thing i think #it's genetic

 

What's the normal reaction for non-Yan characters catching their datefriends doing the do out in the street?

 

Gasps and short yells of outrage, and then they run and break the sex up too. The Joyful personality, though....oh man.

 

So. Is Terezi okay? Are Joyful characters like. Yandere-lite? Did she up and shank a bitch????

 

Without the Evil trait, Aradia can't kill, so Terezi is fine. Physically. For now.