shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

...so they didn't like what you were doing and they did other papers you didn't ask for so it'd look like you were more their kind of right? [Thunder-- doesn't bring a hand up to groom while he thinks that over. He might click to himself a little, but without other bugs around to encourage bug behavior he's not going to be so open with it.] That's...

[Something to look at! Which. He can't see all that well, it's all one surface. Oh well. He can kind of guess what it's showing from context? Good enough.] That still seems dangerous, having them grow in people instead of somewhere easy to defend. What if you got hurt and then both of you did? Whoever designed that didn't think it all the way through.

 

"Eh," says Ford, "my brother is going to do what he's going to do, and I didn't care as long as she was legal." He shrugs. "It's not like we're not bonded. But there are a lot of assumptions my culture has about marriage, not all of which I like or am comfortable with. She's my conjunx, from what I've gathered, though we play with other people, which is something that my culture disapproves of. And...you know it's not the best of all designs. You were comforting her before, when she talked about the other times it didn't work out so well." He sighs. "We weren't exactly ready to be parents, but nobody ever really is. And knowing that she was not only willing to carry a child but happy about it...that was how we knew we'd thoroughly broken her programming."

 

Yes, I did know that, I just keep finding out more things that make her design sound even worse. [He chitters, amused.]

Good that her brain got fixed, though, even if you found out by accident! Building newsparks not on purpose is still weird too, but...

 

I wouldn't say that nobody's ready. I mean, my Daddy wasn't, even if he thought he was, but my boyfriend's parents were very much ready and willing when they had him.

[She gives a small sigh, looking upwards with a smile on her face.]

I'm glad that you're both happy, though, despite cultural limitations and societal expectations. It sounds like both of you have been through some journeys, both together and not.

 

YESTERDAY WAS MY-- oh.

;_;
._.

yesterday.

 

Yesterday was your what?

 

YOU MISSED THE PARTY, LESTAT!
;_;

I celebrated FOR you though, so don't worry.
^_^

B-B-B-B-B-BIRTHDAY!
!_!

 

[She's not even batting an eye that there are more than one. But she is fiddling with the armhole of her sleeve.]

Doesn't mean that you have to stop celebrating. I think I have birthday cake vodka somewhere on hand? Or is that not your sort of thing.

 

BIIIRRRTHDAAAAAAYYYYY
^_^

;_;
ALPHA WRENCH! hold me. Hold me in your strong arms.

^_^
I was a bit tied up yesterday.
o_o

 

TIED UP, huh? Tied up in a SENSUAL way?
^_~
[He slings an arm around VVrench's shoulders.]

 

;_;
No. In a motheRFUCKING-SLAYERS-WITH-THE-FBI way then

._.
Sadly sitting in my garage way. IT WAS AWFUL
;_;

Feel bad for me.

 

FUCK that. We'll have a SECOND BIRTHDAY, just for you!
>_<
[He shakes him vigorously. It's probably a friendly gesture?]

 

*Is shaken, not stirred apparently*

^_^
YEAH! APRIL SECOND! Off brand april fools like I'm the off brand Wrench!
!_!
^_^

*Shakes Wrench back*

 

Yeah! YEAH! LET'S DO IT!
!_!
*_*
[Now they're both vibrating intensely. Send help.]

 

fUCKING! YEAH! FUCK YES! HELL YES!
!_!
*_*
^_^

*There is no saving them, save yourselves*

 

Happy late birthday Wrench 2.0!
-laughs at the vibrating dorks.-

 

!_!
^_^
<3_<3

THAAAAANK YOU

 

-Giant Insecticon chirps-

-Disapproving engineer chirps- You need eggs. Can you put her in an egg?
-chirps hello at Thunders-

 

WHAT THE FUCK

I GIVE UP! NEW STANCE: COOL KARKAT. ROLL WITH EVERYTHING. I WILL ROLL WITH THIS LIKE I AM A DUNG BEETLE AND THIS IS MY SHIT ORB. BEHOLD.

-smallish organic chirps-

 

[!!! Are you a very small organic minicon? I don´t understand you really that´s an odd dialect]