shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[Well, she finds it humorous at least, since she's laughing.]

[Also with a quick 'YANK' from her sleeve-- how did she fit an entire bottle of cake-flavored vodka in there without the slightest bit of stretching? With more alcohol being pulled out to boot. ]

Birthday boys deserve birthday drinks. Even if it's just an after-party. <3

 

[boggled expression]

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WHAT? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU, HUGEASS. YOU'RE MAKING SOUNDS AND THEY'RE ALMOST WORDS BUT NOT REALLY?

 

!_!
WRENCH! ALCOHOL!

*Starts shaking Wrench harder because what is fucking logic*

 

@_@

 

[She's laughing even more at these two, also procuring some classic red solo cups from the same sleeve.]

Open offer to anyone. It's a party, after all~

 

She's grown already, though! I think?

<Aliens! He's a tiny organic alien, the big ones get black and also have a similar language.>

[Confused head-tilting as he tries to figure this out.] You're saying things that sound like words, but they don't actually make words?

 

[???] Sorry I can´t understand your dialect. -groom his facebits. Sheltered makerbug has no shame about being a bug.- Are you some sort of minicon?

 

Oh, I guess it´s to late then. [Oh. Oops?] Yeah it´s kinda like words but funny! -groom at other bug-

 

YOU CALLED AND HERE I AM, HAIL ME SUBJECTS
[He sticks his legy up real far]

 

[TACKLECLING HELLO HE'S HERE NOW TOO]

 

[Don't mind her, she'll just be admiring all those cybernetic parts quietly.]

 

Lissa giggles. "He just wasn't expecting all that hormonal overload to tip me right into season," she says, "because for all of his book learning..." She shrugs. "That's really the only part of my design I would complain about though. I like the way I'm put together, mostly, and other people seem to like it, too."

 

"Oh, we were willing, but I really don't think anyone's ready. Some people are just better prepared than others. But there's too much about raising a child that you can't learn other than by doing it." Ford grins. "Anyhow our daughter's almost grown, now."

"You mean put our offspring in an egg? That would be very nice. I do not think Lissa herself would like to be in an egg, she does not take confinement well even when ill."

 

"Aw. You missed me trying to teach Kablooey to pole dance!" Lissa grins. "Not sure how much Alpha Wrench saw of it either, he was passed out under glitter and cake and booze, but he was having a pretty good time."

 

We put the Spark and the sentio metallico in the egg with energon solution. Then you have to feed it solutions of metals to grow a form, and you can´t let outsiders near it when the newspark is small because sometimes they try to crack the eggs.

 

[SHRIEKS AND LAUGHS HUGGING HIM]
GROSS~

[Obnoxious pings to whatever electronics she may have on her]

 

I think Cammy did very well for her first. But you're right, some people think they do and but they really don't know those little things.

You look very well for your age, though.

[So says the person who recently admitted she was seventy.]

[Alas, no implants of her own. Just her phone is readily accessible. Everything else is stashed away in a pocket dimension.]

[She's not about to fish it out though.]

 

"That's...not how we do it." Ford smiles. "Organics mate through what you would call interfacing. Normally, but not always, female organics are the ones who are born with the ability to grow babies, or kits, inside of them, but the interface process allows a male and female partner--usually--both to contribute genetic material."

 

[He's in ur phone, hackin ur files.
all of ur contacts and also ur selfies probably are his. He also starts playing random shit from any soundfiles she has on there. Because he's a douchebag.]
Sooooooo who here wants fuckin lunch????
[He summons a bowl of berries and nuts, immediately grabbing a messy handful himself, stuffing it right in his mouth.]

 

Sparks come from the Ground. -worried bug noises- But what if the carrier gets hurt? Don´t they hate having to stay inside all the time if they usually don´t? How do oyu feed the newspark!