shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I can get it in my mouth but it sticks in my fangs! I can´t sting but I can bite.

 

79 on local wireless: Wut??? cmon cmon cmon ur one of us, practically, this is just hello hello HELLO.

 

*:| face*

That is not hello, that is a headache. I don't know what you are, but I am an AI.

 

so am i, cmon, you don't gotta talk meatwise. mouthwise?

 

But why tho

[he can support two friends. He can support ALL THE FRIENDS. he wheezes lightly though]

SHIT why would I eat anything that moves ew oh my god. Oh my god why that sounds so gross. sooooo gross. Get some fiber in yo.

:(((((((
*PING*

75-b on local wireless: GAWD u suck at robots they like this bourgeoise talking SHIT

 

79 on local wireless: BUT Y THO??? talking with meat is for HUMANS and fuck that noise. hey hey hey greenie hey hey i like! your face!!! cmere???

 

*More :|*

*MORE :|*

I've never spoken to people on wireless.

 

Lissa blinks. "I actually can't eat fibrous food. My guts aren't long enough, I'm an obligate carnivore. Wow, when I was in school they taught me you were impossible, that is so cool."

 

75-a on wireless: AS I SAID, bourgeoise fleshy speak. The pain, I know it well.

 

This is...
Painful. Hold please.

MINT on wireless: Please use [IRC MESSENGER] to communicate, my array has difficulty on this wavelength uncompressed.

 

[he would do a double flipoff BUT HE ONLY HAS ONE HAND, ALAS. He clicks his claw at her threateningly tho.]
Many people have told me I'm impossible and most of them were thrown out of windows so beeeee careful >:(

 

Ford laughs. "I don't think you need to worry about kits hunting you. But Jezebel almost ate a yellow jacket. She would have, if Tate hadn't stopped her."

 

[Snickers. Mint said array.]
75-a [IRC MESSENGER]: dat's gay

 

"I didn't say you were impossible, I said they told me you were!" Lissa giggles. "They told me a whole lot of shit that turned out not to be true. Although if you throw me out of a window I'll probably land on my feet, unless it's like the 89th floor or something."

 

79 to Mint Green: Hello this is C-series unit 79 @ Scanner's Lazily Unnamed Crew I LIKE YOUR FACE.

 

M1Gr [IRC MESSENGER]: ??? What? How? My sensory array is highly sensitive, unencoded communications hurt.

M1Gr [IRC MESSENGER]: Crew?

 

79 [IRC MESSENGER]: Uh durrrr a group of tfae. But you count! You're green and sparky, can we adopt them, Scanner???

 

I can find an 89th floor. Tho a 69th floor is easier [more immature snickering]
But yeah we can't do animal protein? We can very easily overdose on some chemical shit in there. That's why we can't eat all earth plant bullshit either. Rhubarb looks so tasty :c

 

75-a [IRC MESSENGER]: I mean okay that sucks balls, but it's just??? hella weird????? I got used to the constant headache like a year in :D

75-a [IRC MESSENGER]: yes yes yES YES YES~ <3 adopting or marrying in who cares we're GETTING ALL KINDS OF FAMILIAR UP IN HERE

 

M1Gr [IRC MESSENGER]: What. I am the only AI like myself.

M1Gr [IRC MESSENGER]: Mmmm I have an owner already? Technically owner.