shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Lissa nods. "Can't do most grain proteins. I can eat rice but not much. No wheat, it's just awful."

 

79 [IRC MESSENGER]: OWNERS SUCK boooo! I was owned by the govment obv but NOT ANYMORE. hey hey hey hey hey do u wanna learn about tfae HEY whats ur name do you like... kisses????

 

Good, I don´t want have to defend myself from tiny organic newsparks. What´s a yellow jacket?

 

M1Gr [IRC MESSENGER]: If I was not owned I would be decommissioned and destroyed. What... I mean.... What. Kisses? I will learn about the tfae but???

 

-She gives Mint a very serious but also hopeful look.-

79 [IRC MESSENGER]: Kissing is when you put your faces together and it's fun. I would like to kiss you but not if you say no!!!

 

You know, you could have asked.

[She stashes her phone away in her sleeve. Seems to be a shortcut to said pocket dimension.]

Did you enjoy your little snoop?

 

M1Gr [IRC MESSENGER]: I know what kissing is. I apologize, no I would not like kissing. I appreciate the offer.

 

79 [IRC MESSENGER]: Okay. Anyway here!

-She pings him with official documentation on Tfae, annotated by her in green 'pen'.-

 

75-a [IRC MESSENGER]: our nowwww <3

What. Whaaaaaat. That's weird, wheat is like god grain. best grain. bestest grain. Good gras, best friend.

[He looks at Mint too, eyes sparkly and shining and so so big.]

Immensely~
Also I don't gotta ask or even do it on purpose yknow. It's alllll in my head.
[He points at said head by bonking his claw against his temple a little harder than is probably comfortable]

 

*Squints at both of them, starts running a background process to scan the documentation*

M1Gr [IRC MESSENGER]: nothing like you in my world. Droids are designated by colors for what they can and cannot do. I was equipped with an AI illegally, I am one of the only AI's and the only one that is unshackled.

 

79 [IRC MESSENGER]: You must be from one of the other colonies! I'd say we can come and get u but... were kiiiinda in prison?

 

Oh. Well then. <3

[Just like that, she's over it]

 

M1Gr [IRC MESSENGER]: Colonies? I'm on Earth, there are no colonies. I was built by RGB

 

75-a [IRC MESSENGER]: kinda sorta. a little.

Ur weird tho. humans are weird.
[You can actually hear him misspell words, he is that amazingly terrible]

 

:OOOOOO Wat.

 

79 [IRC MESSENGER]: tfw awesome meetups foiled by multiple universe theory AGAIN

 

Yes.

*Snort laughs*

 

Shame I'm not a human, then.

[Wait. Wait. Try again.]

I mean, yeah, I'm weird. But my boyfriend's got a technomancy affinity and both he and his father are more machine than man at this point, so I sort of get it?

 

[HE IS DESPAIR but as team dad important support structure of the cuddle mountain leader of their crew he's gotta be strong and supportive. He bonks her with the claw too. AFFECTION.]

 

79 [IRC MESSENGER]: can we still b fronds