shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[He narrows his eeeeeyes]
'Splain? Or am I just supposed to assume what I'll assume anyway?

 

ye humans r fuckun weird

a;so i like how u tallk

*You can hear Amethyst misspelling literally half of what she says too.*

 

[One of us
ONE OF US]
how come ur purple? did someone put the wrong shit in ur wires?

 

His father's a technomancer, so his magic works through technology. Especially modern. Kalden inherited it. Both of them augmented themselves to enchance and complement their powers.

[He probably meant you, Cel.]

 

[squintsquintsquintsquintsquint]
kay so they look normal but have rad ass modding powers got it. Splain the other thing.

 

Of course. I apologize for defaulting to... mouth noises? Is that what you called it?

 

"A wasp, a stinging bug that can keep stinging after the first sting, unlike a bee, about this long, that's a nuisance to an adult if they're only stung once, but to a small child, repeated stings--well, I'm very glad her stepbrother was closer to her than we were." Ford sighs.

 

79 [IRC MESSENGER]: its fine its just what ur used 2 right
79 [IRC MESSENGER]: bc theres not other ppl like u to talk 2 w ur brain!

 

It's okay we love u with all ur flaws and bourgeoise people talk from the mouth.
that's where the food goes in not where the noises come out.

 

Yes.

Food? I don't eat, I can eat but I don't. Most of my power comes from charging at outlets. My tail is my cable.

 

Somewhere between both our versions of normal-- oh, wait, you were talking about me originally, weren't you?

[She's giving a sheepish giggle.]

Well! I suppose I'd be better classified as a 'Cubus.

 

we're partially meat as u can see in the specs i sent u. we eaaaat... fruit n nuts n grains n FRUIT

 

Finally you're having a conversation that REAL PEOPLE can hear!

[He's groping 79 with chameleon toes now too. Touch All The Technofae.]

 

:OOO That's rad af.

i c no diffrence

 

RUDE get me some fruit n ill forgive u and let u hear the dulcet tones of my voice more thanks in advance

 

[He smooch the groper. Smooch right on the nos.]

 

[He picks up a berry with his tongue and offers it.]

[How did he get his chest to display "<3:<3"? Who knows. Something that sounds a little like 'gaaaay' but also like garbled nonsense comes out of his mouth, because he still has his tongue out and wrapped around a berry.]

 

'Cubus! Not a cube!

It's a shorthand for a specific type of supernatural being that behaves in a specific way due to their specific dietary needs.

 

-She grabs it with her mouth.-

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!111!!!
[ANOTHER SMOOCH, THE SMOOCH TRAIN JUST DON'T STOP. Also an affectionate-slash-probably-painful claw bonk.]