shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

NOT U SHE!
BUT okay that's p cool...

[SMOOCHES!! HELL MCFREAKING YES! Tho the intensity means he staggers and- there they go. in a heap on the floor. rip]

 

Terrible leader. Can't handle a smooch. Sad! 79 is leader now!

 

Wait fuck what you mean magyck is real?????

[He wiggles and climbs his way to the top, then sits there happily with his feet and hands wrapped around the tfae.]

 

That's cool as frick.

 

Wait. Waitwaitwaitwatiwait. Majickz

 

79 can eAT MY ENTIRE ASS

[He grins like a doof and pokes one of the glowy spots on Diamond]

 

Sorry, I defeated you.

-SMOOCH ON THE LIPS.-

 

How SCANDALOUS.

[His timer wigs out for a couple seconds and he bleps.]

 

!!!! :O
[SMOOCHES BACK but also headbutts her because he is terrible. What a terrible child.]

[Concerned supportive headbonk? BUT IT'S NOT LIKE HE CARES OR ANYTHING B-BAKA!!!!!]

 

Yes. It is.

[Celinri snaps her fingers, her dress vanishing and replaced by a longer, more glowing number.]

Instant clothes change exciting enough to show that, or was there something else magical that you'd rather see?

 

-She licks his ear fin.-

GROSS.

 

clothes are for weirdass losers anywaaaaayyyyy
[So sayeth the very much naked sexless technorganic.]

 

[He nibbles on her antenna-horns. REVENGE. Tastes like metal apparently.]
GROSSER

 

[Tender face grab. It's okay, he's just got a BOMB TIMER IN HIS CHEST. But no charges. Everything is fine.]

Clothes are for LAMEOS who have stuff to protect. Get chitin and be one of the cool ones.

[He's got a loincloth but that's about it. Really, he doesn't need the loincloth but he sure has it anyways. His timer displays a glowing number of its own.]

 

Terrible! Terrible terrible terrible!

-She chirps extremely fondly.-

 

You of all people would know my feelings on that.

[You've seen me naked, you snoop.]

But unless you're classified as a demihume or other, it's frowned upon to go without.

[There's a momentary pause as she considers this.]

That could be arranged.

 

get REINFORCED ARTIFICIAL SKIN SHIT TO PROTECT UR METAL BITS ON THE INSIDE
who needs squish lungs wen u can has squishy DIGITAL lungs.

 

!!! No one ever gave me food that was still alive. I don´t think I´d like it. -nervous groom-

Oh, there´s just one?

You asked me!

 

-Pingchirp pingchirp pingchirp SCREAMER GIF-

 

yes and WHY aren't u being sensible like in ur pictures that'd be much more normaler. U can be demihume or other. What's other.

........... did i?
[HE TILT HEAD. he's not sure he remembers everyone he's screamed at in the last half hour or so sorry sprocket]

[joins into pinging bc lol why the hell not]