shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-Hiss! Hiss? Inquisitive chirp. Still hiding behind thunders though-

 

[CONTINUE HOLLERIN AT THE TINY!!!!!]

 

-soothechirp, gentle pet-

 

(laid out on her couch, raising her sunglasses to rub exhaustedly at her eyes)

why

is everyone

so loud

for gods sake i'm dying over here

 

[Thunders will stop yelling. For now. He remains puffed up, though, and is still grumblehissing in the tfae's general directions.]

They screamed first.

 

-pettins- Well I did. They sent m a scary thing. Outside it confusing. -groomrub mandibles-

 

Heyyyyyy your eyes glow too! Look at you, being cool like the rest of us.

Jokes! You suck, actually.

[He has the biggest shit eating grin on his face.]

 

No harassing.

 

LAAAAME. C'mere. Cmerecmerecmerecmerecmerecmerecmere.

[Grabby... foot?]

 

*Squints*

No, you.

 

WE FOUND A NEW FRIEND!

-She scales Vermilion, abandoning Scanner.-

 

yup

 

Outside is a mess.

 

<3

laaaame

[green? green is a good color to send over right? it calm it soothe it green]

>:O

that's just how we arrrrreeeee don't be weaksauce

[pat pat pat]

:O
[He makes grabby hands at vermillion. come over. join the cuddlepile]

 

q_q

Q_Q
[ABANDONED BY EVERYONE]

 

VERY rude, VERY illegal, simply the worst. No wonder they put you in prison!

[He snickers, then lifts himself on his hands to make more grabby feets. His balance and upper body strength is impressive.]

Just agreeing isn't enough! No come back, no sass?

[NOT BY DIAMOND who is instead doing interpretive dance on top of him apparently.]

 

Did you? Who?

*SIGHS and picks his way over, careful not to let 76 fall off then flops dangerously close*

Fine.

 

[Diamond is his favorite now. Which means he makes the balancing act more difficult by latching on and cuddling]

 

!!! :D
[stretches out one legy to put a foot on vermillion. but like. Affectionately]

 

[These two factors combined lead to Diamond toppling over like a stack of cards, arms wrapped around Scanner and legs now wrapped around Vermillion. One foot touches 79 to be MAXIMUM FRIEND TOUCH.]