shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-She looks around for @Mint Green -

A green robot.

 

But there´s nice bits right?

[??] Green?

It was scary!

 

GREEN :D
and uh like everything's scary really? I mean for weaklings who get scared, i don't get scared because i'm mcfreaking badass.

 

no honestly i'm feeling it, hello, it's me, i'm reed, i suck actually

 

You're the worst person alive but not in a fun way. VERY rude, actually.

 

Mhm. Stars!!! And new tastes!!! And space!!!!!

[Hissss.]

 

i mean... basically

being rude is my main area of expertise though so thanks

 

The rudest.

[He pulls a hand away from Scanner long enough to make a vulgar gesture.]

 

Some things are nice! And I´m not a weakling. -Gets bigger-

Space is pretty! -soothegroom-

 

Don't hiss at him!

 

Don't scream at Sprocket then!!!

 

Fine!!! I was just trying to say hello.

 

Lissa is all puffed up and looks like she might hiss herself. "Everyone STOP! You're all hurting my ears!"

Which are laid back nearly flat to her head.

 

Screaming is for fighting, not hello. [Grumpgrump. His wings keep flicking out. Lorge Bug.]

 

Not in my culture!

 

Smol catte is still puffy.

"Screaming is for fighting," she says, "and also for getting help, and often for sex."

 

[He. Folds back in on himself. Wow, he totally went Full Bug, didn't he. Great job, Thunderwing.] Sorry.

 

plz don't appropriate 79's culture

 

"It's okay. I can just hear things that most people can't." Lissa sighs. She is beginning to unpuff. Her scalp itches a little. She would probably look stupid if she went and ran into Ford's arms right now. Wouldn't she?

 

[The longest, loudest fart noise ever. And another vulgar gesture, this time with a foot.]