shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I dunno, ask the cats or the piss ghost.

 

I can protect without being-- that.

 

You could eat the humans.

-She makes a face before speaking seriously for once.-

I thiiiiink I might be kinda messed up bc I was just made to be a fancy tool, but I'm messed up in AWESOME ways and I thought you were big and cool enough to handle it, so, sorry?

 

What's ai-Talas? What's ginormous? What's war?

 

Miiii! -wiggles. That tongue is as big as the whole mi-

 

-She rubs his head with a foot.-

Shoooooosh, I'm speaking nice-like to 'em. Climb up here if you want attention!

 

"ai-Talas is where my people come from, ginormous is really big, and war is when a whole bunch of people decide to fight another whole bunch of people."

 

[He reaches up with one of his own feet to grab her leg. Then pets himself with her foot. Yesgood.]

But I like it down here!

What's a war-leader? Do they set up the points system?

 

Fine, I'll be taller.

-Pet pet gentle toe scritches.-

 

A warrior? -is concern-

-chirps- Just don´t send me loud scary things?

 

Fiiine. Do you like sparkly pretty things?

 

[He makes a chirpy raspy noise that could be called a purr from a certain point of view.]

 

-She tweets back. Well. Sort of a tweet. An Attempt.-

 

-happy chirp-

 

I'll send you THOSE pictures instead.

 

... THE PISS GHOST?

 

... the piss ghost?

 

I'm plenty big and cool and I will fight anyone who threatens my swarm!!

I'm not a warrior. [Fussgroom your own face, even though it makes you look like A Bug.]

 

Good! -still pets Thunders-

 

More than I am. -grooms bugfriend.-