shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Well we agree on something, then!!!

 

[makes a snorting snore noise. he fell asleep like a NERD]

 

SO ARE YOU GUYS. THIS IS JUST ABOUT THE FREAKIEST LINGUAL BULLSHIT *I'VE* EVER RUN INTO!

LO AND BEHOLD, THE NEXT SENTIENT RACE WITH A LANGUAGE AT ALL LIKE MINE IS MADE OF METAL! I WOULD'VE THOUGHT IT'D BE, LIKE, WASP PEOPLE FROM MARS OR SOMETHING.

IT'S NOT A DIALECT, IT'S ALTERNIAN. JUST LIKE YOU'RE SPEAKING...WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE SPEAKING AND NOT EAST ALTERNIAN.

I'M A TROLL, WHAT THE FUCK IS A MINICON?

OH NO, SUDDENLY I'VE BEEN HIT WITH AN ATTACK OF THE ATHIESMS! ALAS.

 

Insecticon! And a minicon is a very small mech, Like about your size!

 

I'M NOT A MINICON OR A MECH, NO. ALL FLESH ALL THE TIME HERE IN KARKAT TOWN.

 

Boring.

 

ARE YOU SUGGESTING I TRANSMOGRIFY MYSELF INTO A ROBOT? FRANKLY, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HAVING MY "BODY EXPERIENCE" BEING EXCITING. I'M COOL WITH A BORING HUSK.

 

*rude snickering time*

 

Interesting!

What´s so funny? -curious clicks-

 

"ALL FLESH ALL THE TIME HERE IN KARKAT TOWN."

"I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HAVING MY 'BODY EXPERIENCE' BEING EXCITING."

That.

 

ARE YOU PAN-DEFICIENT? DID YOU GO TO STUPID SCHOOL, WHICH IS FOR STUPIDS?

I SERIOUSLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND *WHAT* IS SO FUNNY ABOUT ME SAYING I'M MADE OF MEAT, AND THAT I DON'T CARE IF BEING MADE OF MEAT IS BORING.

BUT I'M A COMEDIAN! MY LIFE IS JUST A LAUGH A MINUTE. I'M SURE THERE'S *SOMETHING* HILARIOUS AND IDIOTIC I'M DOING.

 

It's the way you worded it.

 

I'LL BE SURE TO USE WORDS WITH NO MORE THAN TWO SYLLABLES FROM HERE ON OUT.

OOPSIE! TOO LATE. OH WELL, I TRIED.

 

-confused head tilt- Why is it funny?

 

No, the number of syllables had nothing to do with it. It just sounded like innuendo. I knew it wasn't but... it was still funny.

Sex.

 

-moar confused headtilting.- What has sex? interface got to do with it?

 

ARE YOU FIVE.

 

Exciting 'body experiences'? 'All flesh all the time here in Karkat Town'? You know?

 

... five-ty thousand....

 

Five what?

I suppose you could call interface a body experience, but it´s weird. and flsh is just a funny way to say meat.