shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

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  1. Karkat Vantas

    Karkat Vantas YOU BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLE | 18+/NS

    OH, COOL.

    [cups hands around mouth]

    SPROCKET, I WAS SAYING DISCOUNT AMPUTEE HOUDINI IS TEN CYCLES OLD.

    HENCEFORTH YOU WILL BE KNOWN AS ASSLORD FARTCLOUD, FIRST AND HOPEFULLY LAST OF HIS NAME.
     
    Karkat Vantas, Apr 3, 2017 at 4:35 AM
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  2. Thunderwing

    Thunderwing To challenge the great unknown

    Fine, mech-Sprocket's name is [an unusually long and overformalized string of bug noises].
     
    Thunderwing, Apr 3, 2017 at 4:36 AM
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  3. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    ... those names are... creative?
    *grins* You got me there.
     
    Norm the Genie, Apr 3, 2017 at 4:39 AM
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  4. Karkat Vantas

    Karkat Vantas YOU BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLE | 18+/NS

    PSH, THAT'S NOTHING. HAVE YOU *HEARD* ME TALK BEFORE?
     
    Karkat Vantas, Apr 3, 2017 at 4:41 AM
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  5. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    Yeah, but... *laughs sheepishly* they still are quite the nicknames.
     
    Norm the Genie, Apr 3, 2017 at 4:45 AM
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  6. Karkat Vantas

    Karkat Vantas YOU BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLE | 18+/NS

    WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT NICKNAMES? AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE CALLED, YOU CAN BE SMARMY GOATEE DOUCHE FOREVER.
     
    Karkat Vantas, Apr 3, 2017 at 4:48 AM
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  7. Lissa Beijada-Pines

    Lissa Beijada-Pines [WT/Reverse/18+] love me and despair no more

    "Oh, sorry! Well, don't you go eating anyone either, okay?"
     
    Lissa Beijada-Pines, Apr 3, 2017 at 4:51 AM
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  8. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    *heavy sigh* ... if you insist...
     
    Norm the Genie, Apr 3, 2017 at 5:00 AM
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  9. Karkat Vantas

    Karkat Vantas YOU BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLE | 18+/NS

    BOY DO I!

    ALL THIS WOULD BE SOLVED IF YOU'D JUST BE LIKE "HEY, I'M CALLED DUMBHAIR OF THE MOUNTAIN, FYI!" AND THEN I COULD CALL YOU THAT, BUT HERE WE ARE. ALAS.
     
    Karkat Vantas, Apr 3, 2017 at 5:02 AM
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  10. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    Fine. My name is Norm the Genie.
     
    Norm the Genie, Apr 3, 2017 at 5:04 AM
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  11. Karkat Vantas

    Karkat Vantas YOU BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLE | 18+/NS

    ISN'T TEAMWORK BEAUTIFUL?
     
    Karkat Vantas, Apr 3, 2017 at 5:06 AM
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  12. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    Yeah. And so's being a little shit.
     
    Norm the Genie, Apr 3, 2017 at 5:08 AM
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  13. Robin

    Robin Holy contributing to the delinquency of minors!

    Holy grey alien! But not that kind of grey alien. Do you know Martian Manhunter by any chance?
     
    Robin, Apr 3, 2017 at 5:12 AM
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  14. Karkat Vantas

    Karkat Vantas YOU BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLE | 18+/NS

    TOO BAD I'M A COLOSSAL, STEAMING SHIT!

    HOLY HALF-NAKED WIGGLER! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PANTS.

    DID YOU JUST ASSUME I'D KNOW THIS DUDE BECAUSE I'M AN ALIEN? THAT'S PRETTY FUCKED UP, DUDE.
     
    Karkat Vantas, Apr 3, 2017 at 5:14 AM
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  15. Merc With A Mouth

    Merc With A Mouth Will Make Out With Fourth Wall For Sequel | +18

    [​IMG]
     
    Merc With A Mouth, Apr 3, 2017 at 5:21 AM
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  16. Merc With A Mouth

    Merc With A Mouth Will Make Out With Fourth Wall For Sequel | +18

    [Dances in circle whooping]
    FUCK YEAH
    Weeeee're havin' a crooooooossoveeeeeeeeer wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
    Merc With A Mouth, Apr 3, 2017 at 5:21 AM
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  17. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    Has he man-hunted you, by any chance? *wink wonk*
    Aren't we always having a crossover in here, though?

    I mean, except when the robots have the rave to themselves for a bit, of course.
     
    Norm the Genie, Apr 3, 2017 at 5:23 AM
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  18. Robin

    Robin Holy contributing to the delinquency of minors!

    I'll have you know I'm wearing pants right now!

    Oh, sorry, it's just 'cause he's a pretty famous alien, being the last Martian and all. And usually all the aliens I meet are here because of him, other than Superman of course, so I just assumed you might know him.

    Er, I've never seen you before. Are you a superhero too?
     
    Robin, Apr 3, 2017 at 5:25 AM
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  19. Karkat Vantas

    Karkat Vantas YOU BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLE | 18+/NS

    ARE THEY SPECIAL PANTS THAT ONLY A SELECT FEW CAN SUCCESSFULLY OBSERVE? BECAUSE ALL I SEE IS A PAIR OF GREEN UNDIES. OH WAIT, I KNOW! THIS IS ONE OF THOSE DREAMS WHERE YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITHOUT PANTS ON. LOOK DOWN, STUPID, YOU'RE PARADING AROUND IN YOUR SUPER SKIVVIES.

    I'M FROM NOWHERE NEAR MARS, BUDDY, AND I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT GUY. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SCANTILY-CLAD ASS AND THE ASSUMPTIONS CLENCHED WITHIN AND FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT SHIT.
     
    Karkat Vantas, Apr 3, 2017 at 5:30 AM
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  20. papyrus uchiha

    papyrus uchiha where is my brother sans|18+

    YOUR FASHION SENSE IS EXCELLENT! BUT WHERE IS MY BROTHER SANS?
     
    papyrus uchiha, Apr 3, 2017 at 5:31 AM
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