shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

The vampire isn't mine.
There's also Marcus.

 

Gosh that's pretty bad. Poor dudes.

 

Who is this Marcus. Does he have good taste?

Naaaah I mean kinda? But half of them are self righteous assholes with their justice and heroism and gee Deadpool stop blowing up buildings~ SUCK MY FUCKING NUTS, COLLOSSUS.

 

Yes, he's awesome. Marcus has good taste, but his movie taste is terrible. So is Wrench's. Siska. Cyberdriver. Awful.

 

Tell me everything.
[Where is that overly frothy coffee drink from. More importantly how the fuck does he plan on drinking it? the point is he is suddenly sitting at something that looks like it is misplaced starbucks furniture and stares at Josh like he's expecting something to happen.]

 

Oh! Hello!!

 

That is the NICEST THING you've ever said to me. About me?
?_?
^_^

Well HELLO you DASHING EXAMPLE OF BAD DECISION MAKING.
!_!
<3_<3
^_~

 

MORE GIANT ROBOTS!
I'm in heaven- No wait I don't get heaven that much is firmly established. I'm in- Let's just. Paradise? That works. Probably.

 

I like your coloration!

 

[it is time for a rockstar slide right up to Wrench]
HELLO YOU INCREDIBLY HANDSOME MASKED MAN.

 

[He gasps theatrically]
THE GIANT ROBOT LIKES MY COLORATION! EEEEE!!!!

 

Do you want me to shrink down?

 

Oh I can already FEEL my good sense FADING AWAY. WOuld it be weird to say you're fucking hot? YOU'RE FUCKING HOT. I have SO MANY COMICS.
<3_<3
[Wrench might actually pass out from excitement.]

 

*Loud gasp*
IS THAT
WHO I THINK IT IS?
*punches Wrench in the shoulder repeatedly* WRENCH

 

I KNOW OH MY GOD M CAN I PRETTY PLEASE BEND THE RULES JUST THIS ONCE
!_!
[He's grabbing at Marcus in excitement. Pls.]

 

NEVER!!

Alllll yours-

- to feast your eyes on hey, hey, "M", Pleaseeeee let him bend the rules. You must be Marcus right? Hoodie Mc Cute said you had good taste. Do you have good taste because in that case- [He points at all of himself, wagglign his eyebrows]

 

Mmmmm fuck. Fuck. Fuck! Fuck Wrench.

*Grabs him by the shoulders, leans in real close*

The question is: Would you let me bend the rules?

*Glances back at 'pool*

And yeah I've got wonderful fucking taste!

 

Oh my gOD? OH MY GOD? OH MY GOD!
!_!

WE can ABSOLUTELY bend the rules WITH EACH OTHER???? HEY DEADPOOL! HOW DYOU FEEL ABOUT THE EIFFEL TOWER?
^_~

 

Fuck yes. Fuck yes. *punches Wrench happily and then hugs him*

Is it breaking the rules if we're doing it together and also in a dream? I don't think so.

 

Neither did I! But he only wanted people so clearly he has bad taste. [Groomgroomgroom the friend. This is not an attempt to steal the shiny sticky food, no sirree! That would be rude!]