shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Heroism is overrated.

 

How do I feel about the eiffel tower?
[Behold: The fakest fucking pepe le pew french accent ever witnessed by mankind]
Ohhh~ mes amours~ Let us find some place a little more~ secluded~

 

!_!
[Cue Wrench dragging the two of them off somewhere else, because hell yes.]

 

Mec-- oh, he's gone. Okay.

!!! You can learn to listen even if your neckparts aren't the same!

 

-Archive chirps a greeting at Thunderwing.-

 

[Reflexive greetingchirp!] Hello!

 

How are you this evening?

 

Good!!! I'm learning things!! Like shady-froid and prison!!!

 

...prison?

 

It's somewhere humans send their not-dead criminals to do not-execution punishment duty!! It sounds super weird but that's what... uh... oh no, I don't think I heard his name? Anyway! A human was here and he explained it!! He said he represented justice but not capital-J Division-type Justice and then we started talking about crimes and... uh... lots of other stuff? Conversation happened!! He wants to learn <bugspeech>!!!!!!

 

Oh. I mean. Autobots have prison, too.

 

Do they? Weird!! Where are they?? I wanna eat a prison, I bet they're tasty!

 

I think you would have done well on Caminus. You can eat things other frametypes can't, right?

 

[Nodnods.] We can eat just about everything!! We do need some energon still but we can get most of that just out of dead people.

 

You're very fortunate! If I could eat like you do- well, it's an ability that could benefit everyone, I think. Do you know that Velicitronians eat light?

 

!!! Light doesn't taste like much, but that would be a good way to not be hungry!!!

 

Yes! They've got special dermal panels that absorb sunlight. I think they still need some minerals to grow properly, but not much. Isn't that so very clever?

 

Clever doesn't have much to do with eating...

 

Well...

Well where I'm from everyone was starving to death no matter how cleverly we tried to keep everyone fed, so. So it does, really.

 

[Concerned clicking.] Talk to Makers! No one should be hungry, someone needs to teach you to make tanks for eating everything.