shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

We couldn't. There weren't enough resources to leave. And we were too far from the sun to eat the light. And the energon was running out. And we couldn't leave.

 

Where's Caminus? Next swarm I find I'll ask Makers to send <blueprints> there. I don't know how to leave planets without spaceships, but not being too hungry to fly would be a good start!!!

 

(Skyfall drops in, as she is wont to)
I heard someone talk about solar panels and like, just had to drop by! Hello, darlings!

 

"This is the point I've been trying to make to you!" Lissa sighs in delighted exasperation, but then...

"Stanford, we are NOT stopping for Starbucks next time."

The catte will now sulk. Adorably.

 

Oh, but we don't need it anymore! The Mistress of Flame sent out scouts, and they contacted Cybertron and got the space-bridge back online! Now we can get to MANY other worlds and trade for resources! It's a miracle!

 

[Challengechitter!!!! Who is this stranger!!!! Thunders is not quite yelling (yet), but he is certainly puffy.]

What's Starbucks???

 

"A coffee shop." Ford shrugs, and scritches the sulking catte. "Now that they've figured it out, they've figured it out. So there is no need for that pout, my love."

 

Oh dear, did I startle you? I do apologize. I'm P13-DD1-I3 Skyfall of Teutonia, which is on Velocitron. What is your name?

 

Hm. Coffee is... the brown Earth drink that is not mud?

[He settles a little when no aggro is forthcoming.] I'm Thunderwing! Do you eat light?

 

I'm Hearthkeeper Archive of Caminus.

 

You - you've blown up buildings?

 

Hello Thunderwing! And I like, totally eat light. It's gnaaaarly. It means I don't have to lug energon around!
(Skyfall says this with a big grin. Seems to be positive)

Hello-- ah, 'Hearthkeeper' was like, a title, right? But anyway, hello Hearthkeeper Archive!
I heard about this spacebridge business! Were you there when they went online?

(She seems excited about the prospect, but otherwise genuinely interested.)

 

Who hasn't, darling?

 

!! Stream is good at that! I help too sometimes!! I can carry lots of stuff and explosions don't hurt me easily!! Also what's your name?

!!!!! Is light tasty to you then?

 

Ah- no.

-She deflates a little.-

 

"We don't drink mud, so yes," Ford says, smiling. "Despite the fact that she allegedly can't taste sugar my not-so-coy mistress here is addicted to Pumpkin Spice Latte. I'm guessing it's the fat and the spices. She hates black coffee." He thinks for a moment. "If the honeycomb was not what you and Sprocket wanted...this is a dreamscape. If you will imagine the thing you want to eat in vivid detail--the look, the smell, the taste, the texture, the sound of the crunch--you can probably manifest and eat it."

 

"I usually do not like to call that much attention to my presence when removing a target," Lissa says with a shrug, and drinks coffee. They didn't actually go to Starbucks, but he just had to bring up the PSL.

 

I know! I didn't know what honeycomb was, though, so I ate it! Very sweet!! Also kind of fatty? And I might have to find more later, actually, it was pretty tasty...

...anyway! I know about summoning stuff! I made bluegoo when I first came here!! [And just like that, he has a cube of vibrant blue syrup to drink. Happy chirp!]

 

Oh it totally is. Like, whole 'nother level from energon! And it like, always tasted a bit different! Sometimes it's a bit redder and sometimes it's a bit greener or bluer! Red light is a bit... Like, softer? But taste-wise. Blue light sometimes sparkles but the energy I get is like wowza! And then there's even shorter and softer than red light and it's so waaarm and annoying to eat but it's also like, really comfy? Good if you wanna wind down for a few cycles but you can't have too much or else you, like overheat.

Well, that makes two of us, darling. I'm sure you'll get a chance to witness one going online!

(Skyfall giggles)
That's what my boss always says! And then Husk reminds her what she did to Ol' Shining Moon's hideout. Or the Tower of Shards. Or the former Hall of Records. And then she tells him to shut it.

 

Hopefully! It'd be very history!